“Welsh Scrabble has no vowels”
The Welsh language is known -- incorrectly -- for its lack of vowels, and there are several Scrabble jokes. "In Welsh Scrabble, you lose points for using vowels. True story" was posted on…
Art/Sculpture
“Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend”
"Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend" (or "I went outside today, it was cold and there were people. Zero stars. Do not recommend…
“Went to a new restaurant called ‘The Kitchen’. You have to make your own meal”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many restaurants closing down. People had to cook for themselves. The unusual experience was posted on Twitter by Jessie on March 21, 2020:…
“Went to a restaurant called the Manhattan Project. It was not an Asian fusion restaurant. 1 Star”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo. Not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now”
When someone goes to the bathroom to "take a dump," there is no actual "taking" -- except in jokes. "Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo....not sure whose it was,…
“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like my ancestors used to do”
Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…
“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like our ancestors used to do”
Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…
“Went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying Kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!”
A "pacemaker" for the heart shouldn't be confused with a "pacemaker" (or "pacesetter") in running, but there are jokes. "Went 2 the doctors 2day & he…
“Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole”
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
“Were the exam questions difficult?”/“No, it was the answers that gave me trouble.”
Test questions aren't difficult -- test answers are. "I never had any problems with the questions on a test. It was the answers that i had trouble with" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Were you married by a Justice of the Peace or the Secretary of War?” (joke)
An old joke is about a bickering couple who were married by a Justice of the Peace, but should have been married by the Secretary of War. The position of "Justice of the Peace" is not the…
“West of the Pecos there is no law; West of El Paso there is no God”
Judge Roy Bean (1825-1903) was known as the "Law West of the Pecos." He didn't like to be appealed, and his decisions (as can be imagined) were not always fair. The land west of El…
“West Texas Girls…don’t wear lip gloss during a dust storm”
"West Texas Girls...don't wear lip gloss during a dust storm" is a T-shirt saying. Glenn Dromgoogle's book 100 Great Things About Texas (2005) lists this as Great Thing #34:…
“Wet as an otter’s pocket” (very wet)
"Wets as an otter's pocket" (or "Wetter than an otter's pocket") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You're as wet as an otter" was…
“Wetter than an otter’s pocket” (very wet)
"Wets as an otter's pocket" (or "Wetter than an otter's pocket") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You're as wet as an otter" was…
“Whack ‘em and stack ‘em” (hunting saying)
"Whack 'em and stack 'em" is a hunting term that was coined by American rock musician Ted Nugent; the term has been cited in print since at least November 1989. Animals are…
“Whale oil beef hooked” (How to speak Irish in one easy lesson)
"Whale oil beef hooked" are words that have been printed on many images. Supposedly, it's a joke of how an Irish persons says, "Well, I'll be fucked." The words have…
“What a house! Nothing but rooms!”
Yankee catcher Yogi Berra (1925-2015) moved into a large house in New Jersey in 1961, and he was asked to describe the place. Berra said: "What a place it is. Nothing but rooms." The…
“What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased”
"What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually showing the saying in chalk on a blackboard. The saying has…
“What a year this week has been”
"What a year this week has been" has been printed on many images. "Well what a fucking year this week has been" has also been printed on many images. The saying is popular on…