“Went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying Kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!”

A “pacemaker” for the heart shouldn’t be confused with a “pacemaker” (or “pacesetter”) in running, but there are jokes.
 
“Went 2 the doctors 2day & he told me I needed a pacemaker ? So now I’ve got an annoying little Kenyan twat 2 yards in front of me all day !” was posted on X/Twitter by Andrew Purcell on October 30, 2011. “Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go! #bbc” was posted on X/Twitter by Bradley John Graham on November 3, 2021.
 
 
Wikipedia: Pacemaker
A pacemaker, also known as an artificial cardiac pacemaker, is an implanted medical device that generates electrical pulses delivered by electrodes to one or more of the chambers of the heart. Each pulse causes the targeted chamber(s) to contract and pump blood, thus regulating the function of the electrical conduction system of the heart.
 
Wikipedia: Pacemaker (running)
A pacemaker or pacesetter, sometimes informally called a rabbit, is a runner who leads a middle- or long-distance running event for the first section to ensure a high speed and to avoid excessive tactical racing. A competitor who chooses the tactic of leading in order to win is called a front-runner rather than a pacemaker.
 
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Andrew Purcell
@PurcellAndy
Went 2 the doctors 2day & he told me I needed a pacemaker ?
So now I’ve got an annoying little Kenyan twat 2 yards in front of me all day !
4:38 PM · Oct 30, 2011
 
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Bradley John Graham
@bradstormer
Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go! #bbc
7:53 AM · Nov 3, 2011
 
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Gary Chambers
@gaz0791
Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying kenyan cunt 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!
7:27 PM · Nov 10, 2011
 
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Nick
@nickgannon70
Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying kenyan cunt two yards in front of me everywhere I go!
12:55 PM · Nov 16, 2011
 
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Alex Mutch
June 8, 2012 at 3:28 PM ·
I went to the doctors, and he told me i needed a pacemaker.
Now I’ve got this annoying kenyan twat 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go! . !!!!
     
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@BigBearF1
Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker. So now I’ve got this annoying Kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere i go!!!
3:01 PM · Aug 18, 2020
 
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Gerry Mc Namee
@gerrymc123
Went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this Kenyan running two metres in front of me wherever I go!
3:45 AM · Jan 2, 2026
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, now I’ve got a Kenyan athlete ten yards in front of me everywhere I go.
12:25 PM · Feb 16, 2026