“There are 10 genders. Because gender is binary”
Are there just two genders -- male and female -- or are there more? "There’s only 10 genders. Those who’s gender is binary, and those who’s gender isn’t" was posted on Twitter on…
Art/Sculpture
“There are 12 days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November”
Many people put up Christmas decorations early, such as in November. "There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“There are 13 minerals that are essential to human life, and all of them are found in wine”
"There are 13 minerals that are essential to human life, and all of them are found in wine. Coincidence? I think not!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. It’s better than it was”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“There are 3 useless things in this world—a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals”
"There are 3 useless things in this world -- a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "There's two useless…
“There are a thousand ways to lose a horse race and only one way to win”
"There are a thousand ways to lose a horse race and only one way to win" is an old horse racing adage. "Jim Fitzsimmons has contended for many years that there are 1,500 ways to lose…
“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough..”
"There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair" has been printed on…
“There are better things in the world than alcohol, but alcohol sort of compensates”
English author Terry Pratchett (1948-2015) wrote in Death's Domain (1999), in a conversation between Albert and Death: Death: AH, ALCOHOL.Albert: 'Yes, sir.'Death: THERE ARE BETTER…
“There are but two parties now, traitors and patriots”
"There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There can be but two parties -- patriots and traitors" (datelined from…
“There are conspiring satanic billionaires paying lying millionaires to keep telling brainwashed…”
"There are conspiring satanic billionaires paying lying millionaires to keep telling the brainwashed wage slaves not to believe the conspiracy theories/theorists" is a saying that has…
“There are days when I need coffee to come out of the shower head”
Many people need coffee immediately upon waking. "This is gonna be one of those days where i wish coffee came out of the shower head" was posted on Twitter by Aimee on November 19, 2012.…
“There are days when we need to drink our coffee strong, play our music loud and get our stuff done”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“There are few things more upsetting than burning one side of a grilled cheese”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“There are four dimensions to most things we buy these days: length, width, height and debt”
"There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt" -- "debt" sounds a bit like "depth" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on several…
“There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family”
"There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family" is a friendship saying that has been printed on many images. “@TheQuotesJungle: There are friends,…
“There are Lunchables, but no Breakfastables”
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
“There are many different apple flavors, but only one apple juice flavor”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/SuperiorMF January 29, 2021There's so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavourFACE-GRATERI buy granny smith,…
“There are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head…”
A drinking rhyme was printed in The Berkshire Evening Eagle (Pittsfield, MA) on March 18, 1916: "I know many reasons for drinking,And one has just entered my head -- If a man can't drink…
“There are many possible reasons to sell a stock, but only one reason to buy” (Wall Street adage)
A Wall Street saying about insider trading is that there are many possible reasons to sell a stock, but only one reason to buy -- to make money. Selling a stock could mean that someone has inside…
“There are more Baptists than people in Texas”
There are many Baptists in Texas, leading to a popular joke -- "There are more Baptists in Texas than there are people." The joke was cited in the Amarillo (TX) Globe-Times in 1974:…