“Bad Salad: Sad Ballad” (spoonerism)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
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“Bad Seed in the Big Apple” (Beyblade episode, 2003)
Beyblade is a line of spinning-top toys originally developed by Takara. Beyblade: V-Force was an animated television show. "Bad Seed in The Big Apple" was the title of episode 29, and it…
“Bad traders don’t make profits — they only take out short-term loans from the market”
"Bad traders don't make profits — they only take out short-term loans from the market" is a Wall Street saying, meaning that a bad trader will give bad any profits in short order.…
“Bad weather always looks much worse through a window”
"Bad weather always looks much worse through a window," wrote Bronx-born John Kieran in Footnores on Nature (1947). The quote has been frequently cited, although the word "much"…
“Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton and Alrightminton”
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“Badminton implies the existence of goodminton”
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“Badminton is still better than worseminton” (“Badminton > Worseminton”)
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“Bae = bacon and eggs”
"Bae" is short for "babe" or "baby." "Bae = bacon and eggs" is a joke definition (a back acronym or "backronym") that has been printed on many…
“Bagels are just boring donuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "My brother just referred to my bagel as a 'boring donut'" was posted on Twitter by Emily Pearson on October 18, 2010. "A…
“Bagels are just boring doughnuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "My brother just referred to my bagel as a 'boring donut'" was posted on Twitter by Emily Pearson on October 18, 2010. "A…
“Bagels are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Bagels are just breakfast donuts”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: BagelA bagel (Yiddish: בײגל beygl; Polish: bajgiel), also historically spelled beigel, is a bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.…
“Bagels are just healthy donuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "bagels are like healthy donuts. or edible vaginas" was posted on Twitter by beckaboo♒ on February 20, 2011. "Bagels are like boring…
“Bagels are just healthy doughnuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "bagels are like healthy donuts. or edible vaginas" was posted on Twitter by beckaboo♒ on February 20, 2011. "Bagels are like boring…
“Bagels are just savory donuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“Bagels are just savory doughnuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“Bagels are just savoury donuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“Bagels are just savoury doughnuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese”
Many people believe that bagels are just vehicles for eating cream cheese. "Of course, I also believe bagels to be merely vehicles for cream cheese..." was posted on the newsgroup…
“Bagels are to donuts as muffins are to cupcakes”
"Bagels are to donuts/doughnuts as muffins are to cupcakes" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Muffins > cupcakes. Bagels > doughnuts" was posted on Twitter…