“And crown thy good Red Riding Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good Red Riding Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“And crown thy good with Robin Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good with Robin Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
“And don’t get me started on the people that put ketchup on scrambled eggs”
Many people think that it's an abomination that ketchup is used where it shouldn't. This was posted on Facebook by Robert Kochis on July 19, 2022, and received over 30,000 shares:…
“And gradually, though no one remembers exactly how it happened, the unthinkable becomes tolerable”
American author and radio host Joni Eareckson Tada wrote in the book When Is It Right to Die?: Euthanasia on Trial (1993): "And gradually, though no one remembers exactly how it happened, the…
“And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“And in the end mankind used so much toilet paper, they wiped themselves out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying and shortaes of toilet paper. "And in the end mankind used so much toilet paper, they wiped themselves out" was posted on…
“And it’s gone” (money quickly lost)
The American animated television series South Park, season 13, episode 3 ("Margaritaville"), airing March 25, 2009 on Comedy Central, showed a father teaching his son the importance of…
“And just like that, all the potholes were filled in” (snow joke)
A snow storm can cover up potholes in a road. "And just like that, all the potholes were filled in" (shown with a picture of a snow-covered road) is a joke that has been printed on many…
“And nobody got hurt!”
"And nobody got hurt!" was the catchphrase of New York City television sports new anchor Len Berman. Berman had a segment on WNBC called "Spanning the World," featuring…
“And on the 8th day God made coffee” (“And on the eighth day God made coffee”)
"And on the 8th day God made coffee" (or "And on the eighth day God made coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. According to the Genesis creation…
“And on the eighth day God made coffee” (“And on the 8th day God made coffee”)
"And on the 8th day God made coffee" (or "And on the eighth day God made coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. According to the Genesis creation…
“And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich”
"And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich" is a saying that hss been printed on many images. "And so another week ends without me becoming unexpectedly…
“And the horse you rode in on”
"...and the horse you rode in on" (there's a first part to that -- see the citations below) appears (at first glance) to be from some western movie. Citations have been found from…
“And the Lord said unto John, ‘Come forth and receive eternal life!’” (joke)
A toaster is often a consolation prize -- especially in jokes. A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.consumers.sweepstakes on July 4, 1996: "'Come forth and win my love,' said God…
“And then the people said ‘no.’ The end”
"And then the people said 'no.' The end" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually implies how to end COVID-19 (coronavirus) restrictive measures…
“And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag”
Many people have a collection of grocery bags -- that they keep inside of a grocery bag. "And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag" is…
“And to my children, I leave my filing cabinet full of warranties for appliances we no longer own”
Many people have many warranties on appliances -- and the warranties are kept even after the appliances are gone. This joke (a mock will) was posted on Facebook by Happy Organized Life on November…
“And to the republic for Richard Sands” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“And to the republic for Richard Stands” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“And to the republic for Richard Stans” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…