“Remember, any pan can be a non-stick pan if you non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid”
Lost socks in the dryer and Tupperware lids that don't fit any of your containers are familiar parts of many people's home life. "Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes…
“Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“Remember, it didn’t start with gas chambers. It started with politicians dividing people…”
"It didn't start with (the) gas chambers..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The memes usually show scenes from World War II. "Remember, it didn't start…
“Remember, Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
Many people do not like Mondays. "Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks" and “Mondays aren't so bad—it's your job that sucks” are sayings that have been printed…
“Remember, Mother’s Day is for moms, not men in dresses—Your day is April 1st”
Many people believe that Mother's Day is for biological women/mothers, and not for trans women. "Remember, Mother's Day is for moms, not men in dresses -- Your day is April 1st"…
“Remember, the ‘F’ in physics stands for fun”
"The F in Physics stands for Fun" was cited on Twitter on January 7, 2010. A tweet on September 20, 2011 was a little more detailed: "the f in physics stands for fun"…
“Remember, the ones really in control are never elected”
"Remember, the ones really in control are never elected" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, wealthy individuals and corporations are in power, and there are…
“Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance…”
"Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is..." is a motivational saying. A demotivational twist on this was posted on Twitter by jordan on March 15, 2016:…
“Remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it this Thanksgiving”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Remember, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Remember: any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough”
"Any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough" (or "Any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A…
“Remember: any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough”
"Any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough" (or "Any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A…
“Remember…if all the headlines are identical, it’s not news, it’s advertising”
"Remember...if all the headlines are identical, it's not news, it's advertising" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, if all the headlines are…
“Reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes”
The U.S. president usually pardons two turkeys right before Thanksgiving. A joke about this is that a president cannot pardon a turkey for state-level crimes. "Quick reminder, Trump can’t…
“Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Reminder: Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people…”
A statement about communism was posted on X/Twitter -- now no longer available -- by Mystery Grove Publishing Co. @MysteryGrove on September 15, 2021: "Reminder: Communism is when ugly…
“Rendebooze (n): A designated time and place to go and drink with your friends”
"Rendebooze" (rendezvous + booze) is a portmanteau word that has been
“Rent is dollars for quarters”
"Living quarters" is not the same term as a "quarter" that equals twenty-five cents. However, a hotel pun involving "quarters" has been popular since the 1890s.…
“Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?”
"Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?" is a May saying that has been printed on many images. "Cinco de mayo,…