“Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught”
Many tall fish tales are told about "the one that got away." "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught" is a jocular one-liner that has been cited in print since…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute”
"Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute" (or "Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute") is a one-line saying that has been printed on many…
“Nothing makes me feel like a founding father like still remembering how to write in cursive”
The Founding Fathers of the United States wrote documents in cursive, but most people seldom write in cursive today. Cursive is sometimes called "founding father handwriting."…
“Nothing makes you feel like a bigger alcoholic than taking out the recycling”
Recycling provides the evidence of one's drinking. "Nothing like taking out the recycling to show you your roommate may be an alcoholic" was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2010.…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing new on race day” (running adage)
"Nothing new on race day" is a popular adage among marathon runners and triathletes. Everything should be tried and tested on long training runs. A new diet or new gear should not be…
“Nothing New York suffers from can’t be cured by doubling its budget” (J. K. Galbraith)
The economist John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006) said in 1965 about New York City's budget problems -- a paraphrase is neccesary because the precise quotation has not been found --…
“Nothing recedes like success”
"Nothing succeeds like success" is a French proverb from the 19th century. "Nothing recedes like success" -- that is, nothing goes away faster than success -- is a jocular…
“Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like…”
"Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People remember what…
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday”
Many people can't wait for Friday. “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday” is a popular saying, "Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing Sacred But the Truth” (New York Observer)
"Nothing sacred but the truth" is the slogan of the New York Observer, a weekly newspaper first published in 1987. The slogan has not been trademarked. The phrase "Nothing sacred but…
“Nothing saves money like being antisocial”
"Nothing saves money like being social" first appeared on Twitter on January 23. 2014. The jocular one-line saying quickly became popular and was printed on snarkEcards TwitterTrevor…
“Nothing says ‘I mean business’ like using a shopping cart at the liquor store”
"Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a shopping cart at the liquor store" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person is buying more than just a…
“Nothing says ‘one of us cheated’ like a joint Facebook account”
"Nothing says 'one of us cheated' like a joint Facebook account" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People usually have individual Facebook accounts. A joint…
“Nothing says ‘trust the science’ like ‘we can’t tell you what’s in it and you can’t sue us’”
"Nothing says 'trust the science' like 'we can't tell you what's in it and you can't sue us if something goes wrong'" is a COVID-19 (coronavirus) saying…
“Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, ‘Dear Valued Customer’”
Some business letters begin, "Dear Valued Customer." However, a truly valued customer would have a letter addressed with a personal name. "Nothing says we don't give a fuck…
“Nothing says first world problems like falling in love with a limited edition flavor”
Some products -- especially food products -- are available in a "limited edition." A restaurant makes a certain burger, or a candy company makes a certain chocolate, and then it's…
“Nothing says Happy Mother’s Day like flowers bought from a gas station”
Nothing shows a mother her Mother's Day love like...something bought at the last minute at a gas station? Many gas stations now sell flowers, Mother's Day cards, and gift cards, so…