“Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes”
"Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. It's difficult to wait for food to cook in the microwave when…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello”
"Microwave" is sometimes jocularly defined as "micro wave." "When a small child gives a goodbye hand gesture, I like to call it a microwave" was posted on Twitter by…
“Microwave: Here’s your hot plate of cold food. Me: Weird flex but OK”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like, ‘Here’s this hot ass plate with the cold ass food you wanted’”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: here is your hot bowl of cold soup”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Microwaves be like: Here’s your hot plate of cold spaghetti”
A plate in a microwave oven might be hot, but the food might still be cold. "Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? http://dearblankpleaseblank.com for more" was…
“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work”
"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As one gets older, work seems a lot less fun and fun…
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Middle Age: When your age starts to show around the middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon”
"Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon" is a saying about high gas prices that has been printed on many images. "What would you do…
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Might sleep on the couch to cut down on my morning commute”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to lock down in their homes. Many people worked from home -- if they still had work. "Shorten your morning commute by sleeping directly on…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Capri Sun for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Kool-Aid for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…