"Why doctors offices be like get there 15 minutes early why you're not even about to get seen until 45 minutes after your appointment time? 😡" was posted on X/Twitter by treena on…
A newspaper prints its mistakes for all to see. "Doctors bury their mistakes three feet under ground; lawyers six feet above it; merchants tie theirs up in packages; farmers palm theirs off on…
"Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into human beings of whom they know nothing" was credited to the French writer and philosopher…
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. A popular joke translates American "cookies" to British "biscuits." Another…
Can one get "road rage" by pushing a shopping cart at Walmart (a large shopping store)? "Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a shopping cart through Walmart?" is a…
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and plans for a "Great Reset" seemed to confirm the "conspiracy theories" of many people. "Does anyone have any spare conspiracy…
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic placed restrictions of the amount of people who are allowed to meet together. Some people wondered if the rules also applied to snowmen. "How many…
"Online" should not be confused with "on line" (like a clothesline, with clothes pegs). "Can you buy clothes pegs online?" was posted on Facebook by Chris Wright on…
"Arachnophobia" is the fear of spiders (and spider webs). This has nothing to do with the world wide web, but there are jokes. "Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many messages to wash hands, but what about taking showers? "Does anyone know if we can take a shower now, or we should keep just washing our…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in school closures. Parents suddenly became teachers for their children. "Hey Teachers...I'm gonna need the phone number to call and get a…
"Does anyone know where adults can trick or treat? Looking for a neighborhood that hands out tacos and margaritas... #NotAskingForAFriend" is a jocular Halloween saying that has been…
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
In the New Testament Gospel of John, Jesus turns water into wine. Many people, in jest, want this recipe. "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?"…
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…