“What do you call a handsome avocado?”/“Guapomole.”
A guacamole riddle is: Q: What do you call a handsome avocado?A: Guapomole. "Guapomole" is "guapo" (handsome) and "guacamole." "What do you call a handsome…
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“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial status”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Government schools are indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial situation”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that they had a family, just like you…”
"Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that they had a family—just like you" was posted on Twitter by PETA on January 13, 2023. "This is why I order a family bucket at…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a number”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial number”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Coffee. Because mornings. And afternoons”
"Coffee. Because mornings. And afternoons" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee. Because mornings. …and afternoons" (also shown on an image) was…
“Public schools are woke indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets”
"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets" was posted on Twitter by Matt Couch on December 20, 2018. "Raise your hand if you’re tired of being…
“Decisions I need the government to make for me: [blank lines]”
Many people do not like government. A meme shows ""Decisions I need the government to make for me:," then a list of blank lines, then "I hope this clears things up."…
“Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand on Twitter”
"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets" was posted on Twitter by Matt Couch on December 20, 2018. "Raise your hand if you’re tired of being…
“What is the favorite appetizer of Scottish people?”/“Gaelic bread.”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“Arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“How do you survive an Irish vampire?”/“Repel him with Gaelic.”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“An exhaustive list of decisions I need the government to make for me: [blank lines]”
Many people do not like government. A meme shows ""Decisions I need the government to make for me:," then a list of blank lines, then "I hope this clears things up."…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s an amount of money”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s an income”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial state”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a central bank and he can rob the world”
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world” is a saying that became popular in November 2011 with the Occupy Wall Street protests. A newer version…