“What is a barista’s favorite month?”/“Febrewary.”
Some people put the "brew" in "February" and spell it "febrewary." "October is the great time for brewing ale, we believe, but we should have thought…
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Febrewary (February + brew)
Some people put the "brew" in "February" and spell it "febrewary." "October is the great time for brewing ale, we believe, but we should have thought…
“What is the best month to drink beer?”/“Fe-brew-ary.”
Some people put the "brew" in "February" and spell it "febrewary." "October is the great time for brewing ale, we believe, but we should have thought…
“I want a deduction stove that cooks food by logically entailing it from a set of premises”
There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves. "induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves" was posted on Twitter by "no earthquake (real wife geist)" on…
“Induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves”
There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves. "induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves" was posted on Twitter by "no earthquake (real wife geist)" on…
“Key limes imply the existence of lock limes”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Today I’d like to sit and sip, forget the world a little bit”
"Today I'd like to sit and sip, forget the world a little bit. Ignore the things I have to do, and just enjoy a cup or two" is a coffee/tea saying that has been printed on many…
“If you put a key lime inside a lock lime it reveals the Treasure of Lime Mountain”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Key lime pie implies the existence of lock lime pie”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Nobody blamed the lightsaber”
"Nobody blamed the lightsaber" is an anti-gun control saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's not the instrument that is to be blamed. “Guns don’t kill…
“Nobody blamed the light saber”
"Nobody blamed the lightsaber" is an anti-gun control saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's not the instrument that is to be blamed. “Guns don’t kill…
“Nobody blamed the lightsaber when Anakin killed the younglings”
"Nobody blamed the lightsaber" is an anti-gun control saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's not the instrument that is to be blamed. “Guns don’t kill…
“Never give support to a law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it”
"Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZSqJtwUEbvJF 'Never give support to a #law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it'" was posted on Twitter by iambinarymind on September 28,…
“One of the weirdest mainstream political beliefs is that secretive government agencies…”
Many people know that secretive government agencies (such as the Central Intelligence Agency) have done bad things (such as MKUltra mind control experiments), but it's often assumed that that…
“Why are artichokes so beloved?”/“They’re known for their hearts.”
A popular Valentine’s Day riddle is: Q: Why are artichokes so beloved?A: They’re known for their hearts. "Why are artichokes so beloved? They’re known for their hearts" was posted…
“I went for a run, but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something..”
"I went for a run, but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes" was posted on Twitter by…
“Baklava implies the existence of bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“It’s only baklava if it is above ground, otherwise it’s bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking”
Many commercials for pharmaceuticals show people living life to the fullest by engaging in outdoor activities. A contrary view was posted on Twitter by todd dillard on July 21, 2022, and received…
“In God we trust. Guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…