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“Why does Congress goes to work with armed security, but your kids go to school in gun-free zones?”
"Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 25, 2022. "Why does Congress goes to…
“Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?”
"Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 25, 2022. "Why does Congress goes to…
“The F in communism stands for food”
"The F in communism stands for food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Of course, there is no letter "F" in the word "communism." The joke/saying means…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he’s a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he/she/they/them is a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out they’re a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“The duration of a mass shooting depends entirely on the proximity of a second gun”
A mass shooting stops if a second gun or (a third gun) is close by, either owned by a private citizen or by police. "The duration of a mass shooting is dependent upon the proximity of a second…
“The duration of a mass shooting is dependent upon the proximity of a second gun”
A mass shooting stops if a second gun or (a third gun) is close by, either owned by a private citizen or by police. "The duration of a mass shooting is dependent upon the proximity of a second…
“The duration of a mass shooting is determined by the proximity of a second gun”
A mass shooting stops if a second gun or (a third gun) is close by, either owned by a private citizen or by police. "The duration of a mass shooting is dependent upon the proximity of a second…
“Who is Scott Fitzgerald, and why is everyone so rude about him?”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940) wrote the novel The Great Gatsby (1925), which is often required reading in American schools. "F" stands for "Francis." "Who is Scott…
“I like my guns like I like my immigrants: undocumented”
"I like my guns like I like my immigrants; Undocumented" was posted on Twitter by END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY 🏴 on August 5, 2015. "I LIKE MY GUNS LIKE I LIKE MY IMMGRANTS:…
“It’s ok to mix peas and corn, but don’t call it ‘porn’”
"It's okay to mix peas and corn, but don't call it 'porn'" is shown in a cartoon (sometimes with "ok" and sometiems with "okay"). The cartoon is…
“Who’s Scott Fitzgerald and why did they tell us to fuck him in high school”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940) wrote the novel The Great Gatsby (1925), which is often required reading in American schools. "F" stands for "Francis." "Who is Scott…
“Why won’t Facebook sponsor the Metropolitan Museum of Art?”/“Because it’s Met-averse.”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City if often called "the Met." The Metropolitan Opera at New York's Lincoln Center is also called "the Met." Are people who…
“Recipe said to ‘Chill in the fridge for two hours.’ I nearly died”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- FunnyPosted by u/cachebrain July 5, 2017Cooking instructions.... Chill in the fridge for an hour.(A person is shown in the refrigerator. -- ed.) Reddit --…
“Waiter: Any intolerances? Diner: People who don’t signal properly on roundabouts.”
A restaurant often asks about intolerances -- that is, food intolerances. "At a restaurant that asks you to let them know if you have any intolerances. Yep, people who don't indicate…
“If taxes weren’t theft, the IRS wouldn’t need guns”
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has some of its agents carry guns to enforce its actions collecting revenue. "If taxation wasn’t theft, IRS agents wouldn’t need guns" was posted on…
“I was thinking about going to the Metropolitan Opera, but I am Met-averse”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City if often called "the Met." The Metropolitan Opera at New York's Lincoln Center is also called "the Met." Are people who…
“If taxation wasn’t theft, IRS agents wouldn’t need guns”
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has some of its agents carry guns to enforce its actions collecting revenue. "If taxation wasn’t theft, IRS agents wouldn’t need guns" was posted on…