BOAT (Bust Out Another Thousand)
Owning a boat can be very expensive. The joke that "boat" is an acronym for "Blow/Break/Bring/Bust Out Another Thousand (dollars)" has been cited in print since at least 1995.…
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BOAT (Bring Over Another Thousand)
Owning a boat can be very expensive. The joke that "boat" is an acronym for "Blow/Break/Bring/Bust Out Another Thousand (dollars)" has been cited in print since at least 1995.…
“The existence of a New York City rat czar implies the existence of a New York City Ratsputin”
In April 2023, New York City announced the position of "rat czar" to fight the rat problem. People wondered about a "rat Lenin" and "Ratsputin" (rat + Rasputin).…
“A man walks into a Soviet shop and asks, ‘You don’t have any meat?’” (scarcity joke)
A joke is told about food shortages in the Soviet Union. A person walks into a meat shop and says, "I suppose you don't have any fish?" A person who works there corrects him and…
“The existence of a rat czar implies the existence of a rat Lenin”
In April 2023, New York City announced the position of "rat czar" to fight the rat problem. People wondered about a "rat Lenin" and "Ratsputin" (rat + Rasputin).…
“I am so glad that I don’t have to actually hunt. I have no clue where gluten free tacos live”
"I am so glad that I don't have to actually hunt. I have no clue where gluten free tacos live" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm so glad I don't…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda”
"Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Orli Matlow on December 30, 2019, and this received over…
BOAT (Blow Out Another Thousand)
Owning a boat can be very expensive. The joke that "boat" is an acronym for "Blow/Break/Bring/Bust Out Another Thousand (dollars)" has been cited in print since at least 1995.…
“I am soo glad I don’t have to actually hunt. I have no fucking clue where gluten free tacos live”
"I am so glad that I don't have to actually hunt. I have no clue where gluten free tacos live" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm so glad I don't…
BOAT (Bring Out Another Thousand)
Owning a boat can be very expensive. The joke that "boat" is an acronym for "Blow/Break/Bring/Bust Out Another Thousand (dollars)" has been cited in print since at least 1995.…
“I don’t say good morning until after my first coffee because before that, it isn’t”
"I don't say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that, it isn't" (shown on an image by carefulcoffee.com) was posted on Espresso Outlet on April 2, 2014.…
“I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny”
An interesting post on life was posted on Twitter by Mr. Bedtime (originally "Hippo") on August 15, 2017, and has received over 38,600 likes: Me (young, naive); I hope something good…
“I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris…” (French toast joke)
The word "toast" can be misunderstood. "If you have a wedding in Paris, does the best man give a French toast?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Sanchez on January 15, 2012. This…
“A group of dolphins is called a pod. And a group of falcons is called a cast…” (“podcast”)
"A group of dolphins is called a pod. A group of falcons is called a cast. When the Miami dolphins is playing Atlanta falcons, you are watching a...?" was posted on Twitter by ríck on…
“If you have a wedding in Paris, does the best man give a French toast?”
The word "toast" can be misunderstood. "If you have a wedding in Paris, does the best man give a French toast?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Sanchez on January 15, 2012. This…
“How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?”/“Good. Try the veal. It’s the best in the city.”
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your servers" is a classic line that a…
“The ‘dark matter’ which holds the universe together has finally been identified as coffee”
"I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together... it's called coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A picture of German-born theoretical physicist…
“‘Dark matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee”
"I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together... it's called coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A picture of German-born theoretical physicist…
“I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together… it’s called coffee”
"I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together... it's called coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A picture of German-born theoretical physicist…