“When you said ‘friends with benefits,’ I assumed you owned a coffee shop”
"When you said 'friends with benefits,' I assumed you owned a liquor store" -- or taco truck, or coffee shop -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
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“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Socialism for dummies: Everything is free, and we’re all out of it!”
"Socialism for dummies: 'Everything is free...but we're all out of it'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "Socialism for…
“Socialism for dummies: ‘Everything is free…but we’re all out of it’”
"Socialism for dummies: 'Everything is free...but we're all out of it'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "Socialism for…
“Teachers should wear body cams like police so parents can see how their children act..”
"Teachers should wear body cams like police so parents can see how their children act.." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Usually, the first half of the saying would…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
Big Apple Hot Dogs (UK hot dogs, 2010-present)
Big Apple Hot Dogs are based in the United Kingdom, and were established in 2010. Hot dogs are sold at a hot dog cart, or through the website. Big Apple Hot Dogs are New York-style hot dogs. Big…
“If I stop my car so can walk across the street, I’d better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest!”
"If I stop my car so can walk across the street, I'd better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If I stop my…
“I was going to buy a new toaster, but kept the old one. Better the Breville you know”
Breville is an Australian multinational manufacturer and marketer of home appliances. A popular joke involves the Breville toaster and the phrase "better the Breville you know" (a pun on…
“Super Bowl implies the existence of a Super Plate”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "They have a Super Bowl but why dont they have a Super…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of bone cars, skin cars and blood cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of blood, bone, and subcutaneous fat cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of epithelial, connective, and nerve cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international”
"One thing that the internet has taught me is that stupidity is international" (or ""One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international") is a saying that…