“Late night tweets should be called ‘hoots’”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
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“Late night tweets should be called ‘peeps’”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“Skilled workers are hard to find. That’s why idiots are promoted to management”
"Skilled workers are hard to find. That's why idiots are promoted to management" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since April 20,…
“I’ve been keeping an eye on my spending and from what I can see I’m pretty good at it”
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…
“I’ve been keeping an eye on my spending. From what I can see I’m very, very good at it”
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…
“I’m starting to think governance by pedophiles and sexual predators/deviants covertly controlled…”
Electing pedophiles probably can't be good for government. This was posted on X/Twitter by Asha Logos on December 3, 2021: "I’m starting to think governance by pedophiles and sexual…
“Buy wind chimes. It’s a pretty sound investment”
A sound investment shouldn't be confused with an investment in sound, but there are puns. "I just bought new wind chimes. It was a pretty sound investment" was posted on Reddit --…
Shedies Awards (Manhattan’s oldest scaffolding)
Manhattan's sidewalk sheds are numerous, and can stay up for a very long time. In February 2024, Manhattan Borough President Mark Levine started the Shedies Awards. The "winner"…
“I WANNA STOP DRINKING but I realized the owner of the liquor store gotta family to feed”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“I want to stop drinking coffee but the owner of Starbucks has a family to feed”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“‘I don’t stop drinking because the owner of the bar has a family to feed,’ says a drunk”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“America is being conditioned to view freedom as selfishness”
"America is being conditioned to view freedom as selfishness" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This saying became popular during the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic,…
“Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%”
"Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "70%" is…
“DEI is just a polite way to say Dumb Entitled Idiot”
"Diversity, equity, and inclusion" (commonly called "DEI") is defined by Wikipedia as an "organizational frameworks which seek to promote 'the fair treatment and full…
“Learn how to grow vegetables instead of electing them”
"Learn how to grow vegetables instead of electing them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "vegetable" can also mean a person in a vegetative state. "I…
“DEI or Diversity Equity Inclusion is just a polite way to say Dumb Entitled Idiot”
"Diversity, equity, and inclusion" (commonly called "DEI") is defined by Wikipedia as an "organizational frameworks which seek to promote 'the fair treatment and full…
“Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 70%”
"Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "70%" is…
“I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“If you don’t think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone…”
"If you don't think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone who tries to think freely and be free" and "If you don't think…
“Being constantly offended doesn’t mean you’re right. It just means you’re too narcissistic to tolerate opinions…”
"Being constantly offended doesn't mean you're right. It just means you're too narcissistic to tolerate opinions different than yours" is a saying that has been printed on…