“Good morning. Don’t be a shitty person today”
"Good morning. Don't be a shitty person today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey! Good morning! Don't be a shitty person today, okay?" was posted…
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“Just brewed happiness in a cup”
"Just brewed happiness in a cup" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close. Just…
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots”
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats”
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck”
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
“When you realize that the two most profitable businesses are war and illness, it’s easy to understand what’s going on”
"When you realize that the two most profitable businesses are war and illness, it’s easy to understand what’s going on" is a saying that has been pinted on many images.…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Monday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever made the perfect amount of pasta?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever boiled the exact right amount of spaghetti?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever put just the right amount of cream in your coffee?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is great, but have you ever gotten the exact right amount of chips for your dip?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever had a perfectly toasted bagel with the perfect amount of flavored cream cheese?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“When someone says, ‘You won’t believe what I saw on the news!’ Correct”
"When someone says, 'You won't believe what I saw on the news!' Correct" is a meme that has been printed on many images. That is, someone thinks that the news has something…
“The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year and we’re all supposed to act excited”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“The McRib is the dead beat dad of the fast food world. It comes around once a year and we’re all suppose to act excited”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“The McRib is the deadbeat dad of fast food sandwiches. It disappears for months at a time and then we’re supposed to get all excited when it shows back up again”
The McDonald's McRib sandwich is generally been made available for a short time each year. "The McRib is like the dead-beat dad of the fast food world. It only comes around once a year…
“At my age, please stop asking me my likes & dislikes. I like money & food and I dislike not having money & food, please don’t stress me out”
Some people have obvious likes and dislikes, such as money and food. "At my age, please stop asking me about my likes & dislikes. I like money, and I dislike not having money. Don't…
“Stop asking me what my likes and dislikes are. I like MONEY! I dislike not having MONEY! Don’t stress me”
Some people have obvious likes and dislikes, such as money and food. "At my age, please stop asking me about my likes & dislikes. I like money, and I dislike not having money. Don't…