“Don’t drink and drive. Your dog won’t understand why you never came home”
"Don't drink and drive. Your cat/dog/pet/animals won't understand why you never came home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying attempts to bring the…
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“Don’t drink and drive. Your cat won’t understand why you never came home”
"Don't drink and drive. Your cat/dog/pet/animals won't understand why you never came home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying attempts to bring the…
“Don’t drink and drive. Your pet won’t understand why you never came home”
"Don't drink and drive. Your cat/dog/pet/animals won't understand why you never came home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying attempts to bring the…
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory”
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory" is a saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter KINOSCOPE @Kinoscope "Happiness is good health and a bad…
“Don’t drink and drive. Your animals won’t understand why you never came home”
"Don't drink and drive. Your cat/dog/pet/animals won't understand why you never came home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying attempts to bring the…
“Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants”
Bathroom hand dryers almost never work well, and users ultimately have to wipe their hands on their pants. "Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping…
“Dear public bathroom hand dryers, You forgot to add ‘dry hands on pants’ to your instructions. Sincerely, disappointed yet again”
Bathroom hand dryers almost never work well, and users ultimately have to wipe their hands on their pants. "Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping…
“I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and now I’m over it”
"I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and I’m over it" is a jocular Facebook saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sorry for driving the speed limit. Some of us have warrants” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“Sorry for going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“Old Navy was robbed last night. There are no casual tees”
The word "casualty" has nothing to do with "casual tees" (T-shirts), but there are jokes. "There was a shootout at Old Navy. There were many casual-tees #BADOMCHHHH"…
“What’s your beef, Stew?” (joke)
"Beef stew" is not short for "beef stewart" or "beef stuart," but there are jokes. "Stew: I'm just so angry! Geoffrey Jellineck: Obviously you have a beef,…
“When beef stew gets in trouble, his parents probably call him beef stewart”
"Beef stew" is not short for "beef stewart" or "beef stuart," but there are jokes. "Stew: I'm just so angry! Geoffrey Jellineck: Obviously you have a beef,…
“The Snickerdoodle is the most sarcastic of the dog breeds”
A "snickerdoodle" is a type of cookie. It is not a portmanteau of the words "snicker" and "Labradoodle," but there are jokes. "The Snickerdoodle is the most…
“It’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d’État region of France. Otherwise. it’s just sparkling insurrection”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Technically it’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d'État region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling insurrection.…
“People with recipes that are ‘better than sex’ must have the worst sex life and I feel sorry for them”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Better than sex cake Better than sex cake is a cake baked using yellow cake mix, with a juicy pineapple center, covered with layers of vanilla pudding and…
“Me attempting to flirt: So do you also like eating food?”
Entry in progress -- BP “It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me” and “Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto” are other sayings about food and…
“Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese, full of character and slightly offensive”
"Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese, full of character and slightly offensive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Why age gracefully when you can…
“Sure sex is great, but have you ever paid off your credit card?”
For many people, paying off a credit card is a great feeling -- even better than sex. "Yeah sex is cool but have you ever paid off your entire credit card?" was posted on X/Twitter by…