“Caution: Dog can’t hold its licker” (sign)
"Beware: Dog can't hold its licker" (or "Caution: Dog can't hold its licker") is a jocular "liquor"/"licker" sign saying that has been printed on…
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“Beware: Dog can’t hold its licker” (sign)
"Beware: Dog can't hold its licker" (or "Caution: Dog can't hold its licker") is a jocular "liquor"/"licker" sign saying that has been printed on…
“Calories make the world go round”
"Calories make the world go round" is a jocular version of the "makes the world go round" saying. ("Money" and "love" are popular versions.) Calories gives…
“The lie you participate in today becomes the future you live in tomorrow”
"The lie you participate in today becomes the future you live in tomorrow" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to fight fo the truth, or the lie will not go…
“When I was younger, I had everything handed to me on a plate. Soup was a nightmare”
The expression to "have life handed on a silver platter/plate" means to be given the best things, without having to work very hard. The expression is usually not taken literally, but…
“When I was young, I had everything handed to me on a plate. Soup was a nightmare”
The expression to "have life handed on a silver platter/plate" means to be given the best things, without having to work very hard. The expression is usually not taken literally, but…
“When I was a kid, everything was handed to me on a silver platter. Soup was a nightmare”
The expression to "have life handed on a silver platter/plate" means to be given the best things, without having to work very hard. The expression is usually not taken literally, but…
“Y’all keep me in your thoughts today. Nothing’s wrong, I just want attention”
A jocular social media announcement was posted on X/Twitter by Lauren Chanel on March 10, 2021, and this received over 43,000 likes: "y’all keep me in your thoughts today. nothing’s wrong…
“Please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing happened, I just want you to think about me”
A jocular social media announcement was posted on X/Twitter by Lauren Chanel on March 10, 2021, and this received over 43,000 likes: "y’all keep me in your thoughts today. nothing’s wrong…
“Beef stew is short for beef stuart”
"Beef stew" is not short for "beef stewart" or "beef stuart," but there are jokes. "Stew: I'm just so angry! Geoffrey Jellineck: Obviously you have a beef,…
“Your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“‘Check engine’ is the only light in my life”
The "light of one's life" is often a person (such as a family member) or a religious figure (such as Jesus). A joke is that the only "light of one's life" that's…
“The only thing lit in my life is my check engine light”
The "light of one's life" is often a person (such as a family member) or a religious figure (such as Jesus). A joke is that the only "light of one's life" that's…
“The only consistent thing in my life is that my check engine light is always on”
The "light of one's life" is often a person (such as a family member) or a religious figure (such as Jesus). A joke is that the only "light of one's life" that's…
“Fitness level status: hurt my shoulder while moving my weighted blanket”
Many people own weighted blankets, and joke that moving them is a real workout. Wikipedia: Weighted blanket A weighted blanket is an especially heavy blanket that is used to aid sleep and reduce…
“Do I dislike orange flavoured liqueurs? On the cointreaury”
Cointreau is a brand of orange-flavoured triple sec liqueur produced in Saint-Barthélemy-d'Anjou, France. "On the cointreaury" is a pun of "on the contrary." "on the…
“If you need to buy stuff just to organize your existing stuff, maybe you own too much stuff”
"If you have to buy stuff to store your stuff, you might have too much stuff" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Courtney Carver of the website…
“There was a shootout at Old Navy. There were many casual-tees”
The word "casualty" has nothing to do with "casual tees" (T-shirts), but there are jokes. "There was a shootout at Old Navy. There were many casual-tees #BADOMCHHHH"…
“[Inventor of cage-free eggs] Why are these eggs in these cages?”
"Cage-free eggs" usually means that the eggs rae from birds that may be permitted outdoors. The term does not mean that the eggs are free from being kept in cages, but there is a joke.…