A joke about work is: "Can’t wait to get off work—then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer." The line was posted on Twitter by Colin…
A popular school joke has been printed on several images: Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not.Student: Good, because I didn't do my…
"I'll hit/slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you" is a jocular one-line saying that had been printed on many images. Google is a popular search engine. The…
"Farty" sounds like "forty." "A married couple liked to eat beans. If the man was 2 yrs older than the woman what age was she? She was farty and he was farty too" was…
"My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "What is your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills"…
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. THe joke has been cited in print since at least 1966, when this was…
"If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "You'd be in great shape if you ran like your…
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak" is a quote from American talk show host and comedian Johnny Carson (1925-2005) that has been…
Monday is the start of the work week and is often a hated day. Tuesday is often disliked as well. "Tuesday is just Monday's ugly sister" is a one-line saying that has been printed on…
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for" is an Irish proverb of uncertain origin. “What butter and whiskey won't cure, sure, there's no cure for," W. G. Dowsley…
"Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey and/on ice" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 7,…
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
"Soup of the Day: Whiskey" is a jocular bar sign that has been printed on many images. The "soup of the day" sign was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2009. "Soup of the Day -…
"Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Ireland somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying about Irish coffee that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of…
"Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The distilling process is similar for both beer and whiskey. The saying has been…
"I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today" (meaning that it's a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
"May your coffee kick in before reality does" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2015. "May your coffee…
"Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are wonderful people…