“How do they charge you in a Chinese restaurant?”/“Perpetuate.”
The word "perpetuate" sounds like "per pet you ate." A riddle is: Q: How do they charge you at a Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese restaurant?A: Perpetuate. "Dog show joke is like…
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“Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?”/“Because they can only use OneNote!”
Microsoft OneNote is a digital note-taking app. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 6, 2017: Q: Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?A: Because they can only use OneNote! Wikipedia:…
“Deciding whether to buy gold or silver is an either ore situation”
"I've been called a rare commodity. I wonder if that makes me silver or gold? I guess I could be either ore" is a gold and silver pun that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on…
“Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?”/“Because they can only use OneNote!”
Microsoft OneNote is a digital note-taking app. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 6, 2017: Q: Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?A: Because they can only use OneNote! Wikipedia:…
“What do you call a sad watermelon?”/“Melancholy.”
A watermelon riddle is: Q: What do you call a sad watermelon?A: Melancholy. "Melon-choly" or "melon-cholic" are sometimes given as answers in the joke. "Oh yeah, me and my…
Counterfeit News Network (CNN nickname)
The Cable News Network (now called CNN) began in 1980 as the first all-news 24-hour television network. Some CNN critics have given the network the backronym (back acronym) of "Counterfeit…
“CNN said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who does the world owe? Jupiter?”
"CNN said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who does the world owe? Jupiter?" is a jocular line about the world's debt that has been printed on many images.…
“Bucket list: 1. Bucket, 2. Ice, 3. Beer”
A "bucket list" is a list of things to do before one "kicks the bucket" (dies). "My Bucket List: Ice, Beer" is a jocular "bucket list" that has been printed…
“Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it”
"Lazy rule: If you can't reach it, you don't need it" (or "Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it") is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on…
“The broccoli says, ‘I look like a small tree’ ...” (joke)
A banana reminds many of the male sex organ. A joke is: "The broccoli says, ' I look like a small tree.' The mushroom says, 'I look like an umbrella.' The walnut says,…
“Some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill”
"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 18,…
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words”
"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words" is a jocular one-line saying about sarcasm that has been printed on many images. "Sarcasm is another way…
“Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles”
"Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles" is a cupcake saying that has been printed on many images . The saying was posted on Twitter on December 13, 2010, but became popular in…
“I’m allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm”
"I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 25, 2012.…
“I’m a woman. I have needs. Pass me the wine”
"I'm a woman. I have needs. Pass me the wine"is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2016. "I'm a woman, I have…
“What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?”/“A hot-diggity-dog.”
A joke on the expression "Hot diggity dog!" is: Q: What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?A: A hot-diggity-dog. The riddle was posted on Twitter on July 17,…
“If it looks like piss, smells like piss and tastes like piss—then it must be Budweiser”
“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck” is an old saying. A jocular version about beer is: "If it looks like piss, smells like…
“Find something worth dying for, then live for it”
"Find something worth dying for, and/then live for it" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images."Find something worth dying for. Then fervently live for…
“When profit is the motor of society, destruction is considered as progress”
"When profit is the motor of society, destruction is considered as progress" is a saying that has been put on an image of smokestacks destroying the environment. The saying was posted on…
“I’m drinking vodka and prune juice. I call it a pile driver”
A "Screwdriver" is a cocktail of vodka and orange juice. A "Piledriver" (or "Pile Driver") is sometimes said to be a cocktail of vodka and prune juice (a laxative that…