An obvious joke on the name of Starbucks (an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain) is: Q: What kind of money do they use in space?A: Starbucks. The joke was posted on Twitter on November…
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
A "neoconette" is a female "neocon" (neoconservative). Neocons can be both male and female, so the term "neoconette" is a somewhat jocular usage.…
An obvious joke on the name of Starbucks (an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain) is: Q: What kind of money do they use in space?A: Starbucks. The joke was posted on Twitter on November…
"We’re stealing a news van! It’s the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?" is a line from the American animated sitcom King of the Hill, the "Gone with the…
"Whenever my wife packs me salad for lunch, all I wanna know is what I did wrong" is a jocular line from someone who wants something more filling than salad. The saying was posted on…
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was 'reduced fat' so it was basically like going to the gym" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
"A house isn't a home unless there's wifi" is a saying that has been printed in several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 6, 2012. Wikipedia: Wi-FiWi-Fi or WiFi…
Vicks NyQuil (a cold medicine) has long had the advertising slogan, "The Nighttime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head Fever So You Can Rest Medicine." Alcohol (usually…
"Baguette" sounds a bit like "bag it." A pun is: "Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don't care. Just baguette." "Also french? here is a joke: French…
"My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Jerks" is a jocular saying about missing Tupperware lids and socks that has been printed on several images.…
The "toucan" bird has been the subject of many "two can" puns. "Q: How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Toucan" was posted on the newsgroup…
"Mississippi" (state and river) has four "I's" (eyes). "Four eyes" is also a term for someone who wears glasses. "An infant says the Mississippi is always…
A popular fat joke is: DOCTOR: Don't eat anything fattyME: What!? No pizza? No burgers?DOCTOR: No fatty, just don't eat. "My doctor told me I couldn't eat anything too fatty,…
A joke about not calling someone at work is in this husband-wife exchange: HUSBAND: Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?WIFE: I would, but you said not to call you at work. The joke was…
"Google + Wikipedia = Homework" is a popular saying about the leading internet search engine and the leading internet encyclopedia that has been printed on many images. "Google ->…
Sometimes it seems that good weather is wasted when one is working. "When I'm at work it's sunny and nice, after work, cold and raining" was posted on Twitter by FUNNY TWEETS on…
If students are assigned to read something for homework, they often don't read it. "If the homework is to revise or read something then there is no homework" was posted on…
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was a founding father, but he never became president. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 6, 2017: Q: How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?A:…
"Have you stopped beating your wife?" is a famous loaded question. A joke on this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 5, 2017: Q: When did you stop beating your wife?A: When her chess…