“What doesn’t kill us makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot”
"What doesn't kill us (moms) makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me makes me…
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“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need more coffee”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled my symptoms. Turned out I just need more coffee”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled your symptoms. The good news is you might just need coffee. The bad news is you could be a zombie”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I’m a bitch”
"I googled my symptoms. Turns out I'm a bitch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A tweet that made me laugh: I was googling my cold symptoms; turns out…
“All-you-can-eat pancakes should be called four pancakes”
Many restaurants offer "all-you-can-eat pancakes" for breakfast. However, they know that people can't eat more than five pancakes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Abbi Crutchfield on…
“Don’t throw sodium chloride at people. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“He threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“Someone threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“I brake for animals so stay off my tail” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for animals" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Warning -- I Brake For Animals" (a bumper sticker slogan from Friends of Animals, Inc. in…
“How old were you when you realized the straw hole in a CapriSun is the dot of the ‘i’?”
CapriSun drinks have a straw that goes through the letter "i." Some people are astonished to be told this vital juice drink straw information. "How old were you when you realized the…
“I was today years old when I realized the straw hole in a CapriSun is the dot of the ‘i’”
CapriSun drinks have a straw that goes through the letter "i." Some people are astonished to be told this vital juice drink straw information. "How old were you when you realized the…
“May you have the confidence of a child who asks for a snack 5 minutes after refusing dinner”
"No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This behavior annoys their parents.…
“May you have the confidence of my child, who asked for a snack five minutes after refusing to eat his meal”
"No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This behavior annoys their parents.…
“No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refused to eat their dinner”
"No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This behavior annoys their parents.…
“No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner”
"No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This behavior annoys their parents.…
“Why learn to cook when you can just have cereal, which is a meal and a dessert and a drink”
Cereal with milk can be many things. "cereal is so enjoyable, it's like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one" was posted on X/Twitter by yawn patrick on AUgust 10, 2015.…
“Overacheeser: One who has whey exceeded expectations”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…