“All gurgle and no guts”
"All gurgle and no guts" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is popular in Texas and is used to describe someone who is boastful, but doesn't have the…
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“You’re the cheese to my macaroni”
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food combination. The movie Juno (2007), written by Diabo Cody (who won an Academy Award for her original screenplay), contained this line: "Juno MacGuff: As…
“Madder than a wet hen” (very mad)
To be "madder than a wet hen" or "as mad as a wet hen" is be to very mad. Hens don't like water on their feathers. "Mad as a wet hen" was printed in Spirit of the…
“I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth”
"I keep hitting/pressing the space bar, but I'm still on earth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "i got a text last night that said 'madison. there…
“Let’s blow this popcorn stand”
"Let's blow this pop/popcorn/popsicle stand" means "let's leave this (insignificant or unexciting) place." "Let's blow this joint" is a similar…
“I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but I never get a straight answer”
Many people are confused by initials such as "LGBT" and "LGBTQ." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 28, 2019: "Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ…
ScrewTube (YouTube nickname)
YouTube is an American video-sharing website that began in February 2005. In November 2006, Google purchased YouTube. Those who have criticized Google's operation of YouTube (such as issues of…
“The ideal man doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t exist”
"The ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Let’s blow this pop stand”
"Let's blow this pop/popcorn/popsicle stand" means "let's leave this (insignificant or unexciting) place." "Let's blow this joint" is a similar…
“Let’s blow this popsicle stand”
"Let's blow this pop/popcorn/popsicle stand" means "let's leave this (insignificant or unexciting) place." "Let's blow this joint" is a similar…
“Long pockets and short arms” (stingy)
Money (such as coins and a wallet) is often kept in the pockets on a person's garment. A "deep pocket" would be able to hold more money. Lawyers developed legal strategies to go…
“Short arms and long pockets” (stingy)
Money (such as coins and a wallet) is often kept in the pockets on a person's garment. A "deep pocket" would be able to hold more money. Lawyers developed legal strategies to go…
“Let the chips fall where they may” (to allow events to unfold naturally)
The expression "let the chips fall where they may" means to allow events to unfold naturally. "What happens happens" is a similar, more modern saying. "Let the chips fall…
“Sufferin’ succotash” (“Suffering succotash”)
"Sufferin' succotash" is an expression that has been printed on many images. "Suffering succotash!" is a minced oath for "suffering savior." "'Oh,…
“If you get heartburn eating birthday cake, try taking the candles off”
Some people get heartburn eating birthday cake. A joke was posted on Twitter by Victoria Todd on July 29, 2010: Bob:"Doctor i get heartburn every time i eat cake"Doctor:"Next time…
“Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?”/“Because tennis too many.”
A tennis riddle is: Q: Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?A: Because tennis too many. "Tennis" is a pun on "ten is." The joke was posted on Twitter by Olls Grainger on…
“I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today”
"I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today" (or "I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again") is a jocular saying that has…
“Hire for attitude, train for skills”
"Hire for attitude, train for skills" (or "Hire attitude, train skills") is a business saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship o the saying is unknown.…
ThemTube (YouTube nickname)
YouTube is an American video-sharing website that began in February 2005. In November 2006, Google purchased YouTube. Those who have criticized Google's operation of YouTube (such as issues of…
“Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?”/“Because they don’t like Dick’s.”
Dick's Sporting Goods was founded by Richard "Dick" Stack in 1948. There's a popular riddle on the name: Q: Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?A: Because they don't…