“Can a blind person eat seafood?”
"Seafood" shouldn't be confused with "see food," but there are jokes. "Can a Blind Person TRULY enjoy SEA FOOD !!!" was posted on Twitter by I'mUp Next on…
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“A blind person was eating seafood. It didn’t help”
"Seafood" shouldn't be confused with "see food," but there are jokes. "Can a Blind Person TRULY enjoy SEA FOOD !!!" was posted on Twitter by I'mUp Next on…
“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it”
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to American stand-up comedian and…
“If everyone in the world was right-handed, then there would be nobody left”
"What would happen if everyone in the world was right handed? There would be nobody left" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Carlo Borja on January 30, 2014. "If everyone in the…
Attaboy
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)attaboy, int.Etymology: Said to represent careless pronunciation of that's the boy! (boy n.1 3b).slang (chiefly U.S.).An exclamation…
Yannigan
Entry in progress -- B.P. A Way with WordsYanniganPosted by grantbarrett on March 29, 2014 · Add CommentThe word yannigan, meaning “a member of a scrub team in baseball,” may come from an…
Devil’s Night or Devils’ Night (October 30th)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Halloween-related nights include Cabbage Night, Chalk Night, Corn Night, Doorbell Night, Gate Night, Goosey Night, Mischief Night, Moving Night and Soap Night.…
Mischief Night (October 30th)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Halloween-related nights include Cabbage Night, Chalk Night, Corn Night, Devil's Night, Doorbell Night, Gate Night, Goosey Night, Moving Night and Soap Night.…
Fuddy-duddy
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Fuddy-duddyA fuddy-duddy (or fuddy duddy or fuddy-dud) is a person who is fussy while old-fashioned, traditionalist, conformist, or conservative, sometimes…
“I just joined the navy out of spite. I’m a petty officer!”
The position of "petty officer" has an obvious joke. "I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on…
“Who painted Whistler’s mother?” (riddle/joke)
Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1, or Whistler's Mother is a famous 1871 painting by James Abbott McNeill Whistler (1834-1903). "Whistler's mother was painted by what famous…
“Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and drive-in movies”
“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1965. "As (Cleveland Cavaliers head basketball coach Bill -- ed.) Fitch is only…
“Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and slow dancing”
“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1965. "Dancing" is often added to the expression. "'But you know…
“Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and ballroom dancing”
“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1965. "Dancing" is often added to the expression. "'But you know…
“What is the least spoken language in the world?”/“Sign language.”
A language riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What is the least spoken language in the world?A: Sign language. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Twitter…
“What do you call a documentary about trombones?”/“A slide show.”
A trombone riddle was posted on Twitter by Shamp Puns on November 17, 2014: Q: What do you call a documentary about trombones?A: A slide show. TwitterShamp Puns@ShampPunsWhat do you call a…
Tinsel Town or Tinseltown (nickname of New York City, then Hollywood)
"Tinsel town" (or "tinseltown") means a place that is like tinsel -- shiny and bright on the surface, but fragile and not made of solid material. "Tinsel Town" by…
Goosey Night (October 30th)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Halloween-related nights include Cabbage Night, Chalk Night, Corn Night, Devil's Night, Doorbell Night, Gate Night, Mischief Night, Moving Night and Soap Night.…
“I’ve never been able to count to ten in French because of my huit allergy”
"Huit" is French for the number eight. "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.. achoo! Sorry, I have a huit allergy" was posted on Twitter by Joelle McNichol on February 10,…
“Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius”
"The man who invented the hamburger was smart. The man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius" is a burger quotation that has been printed on many images. American actor and producer…