“Change your plate. Change your fate”
"Change your plate. Change your fate" -- the change is usually to eliminate meat in the diet -- is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Change your plate, change your…
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“When Newton was quarantined due to the plague, he invented calculus”
It has been pointed out, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and at other times, that some people have used isolation to great advantage. "Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, who, at the age…
“Braille is not that difficult to learn. You just have to have a feel for it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: BrailleBraille (Braille: ⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑) (/breɪl/; French: [bʁaj]) is a tactile writing system used by people who are visually impaired. It is…
“Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person… Well, bigger anyway”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate a lot. "Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person... Well, bigger anyway" was posted on Facebook by Indian…
“What if this quarantine is just the aliens fattening us up before the big harvest?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate and got fat. "Corona virus is really just aliens fattening us up before they come eat us" was posted on Twitter…
Blursday (blurs + day)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“The difference between the government and thieves is that thieves don’t pretend they’re helping”
Entry in progress -- B.P Twitter((( Segen )))@StatistSmackerThe only thing between #government and thieves, is that thieves don't pretend they're helping you.5:43 PM · Sep 9,…
“My body is a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people”
"Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people" is an animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown, but it has been cited in…
“Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
Maprilay (May + April)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Welcome to quarantine. You’re gonna need bigger pants”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people being locked down at home -- and eating and getting fat. "The quarantine baking has begun. If this stretches to 8 weeks I’m going to…
“My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday. I have a weekend immune system”
"Weakened immune system" shouldn't be confused with "weekend immune system," but there are jokes. "I'm intrigued by the 'weekend immune system'. Does…
“I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table. Just elements of it”
"I'm not familiar with the entire periodic table. Just elements of it" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by Sanjeev Kohli on February 21, 2012. "I don't hate ALL of the…
“Legality is a construct of the powerful, not of justice”
"Apartheid was legal. The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Colonialism was legal. Legality is a matter of power, not justice" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If a homeless person makes something it’s not homemade”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/GameIvan46 April 22, 2020If a homeless person makes something it's not homemade
“I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds”
"I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds" -- bacon does not have seeds -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm trying to be…
“The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look”
"The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People who leave the house usually take more showers, shave and dress up, among other…
“Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/pleple_128 April 22, 2020Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.