“What happened to Covid 1 to 18?”
COVID-19 (the 2019 coronavirus) does not mean that there were earlier numbered versions, but there are jokes. "I would love to know who took COVID-1-18" was posted on Twitter by Justin…
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“Covid has been found circulating on Norwegian currency. It’s the Kroner virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has nothing to do with the Danish krone, Icelandic króna, Norwegian krone or Swedish krona, but there are jokes. "Maybe it was Norwegian #KronaVirus"…
“I couldn’t wait to go to university. But when I got there, it was just people from Earth”
A university does not have people from all over the universe, but there are jokes. "I couldn't wait to leave school and go to university. But when I got there, it was just people from…
“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated”
"They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "They said I could be anything, so I decided to be…
“Giving up collecting Icelandic, Danish, Norwegian and Swedish coins so I don’t get Kronervirus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has nothing to do with the Danish krone, Icelandic króna, Norwegian krone or Swedish krona, but there are jokes. "Maybe it was Norwegian #KronaVirus"…
“What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?”/“A filet minion.”
"Filet mignon" should not be confused with "filet minion" (Minions are fictional characters that appear in the Despicable Me franchise), but there are jokes. "Filet…
“If you can be anything, be caffeinated”
"They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "They said I could be anything, so I decided to be…
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend”
"God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend" is a Monday saying that has been printed on several images. "@iThinkTeen: God gave us Mondays to punish us…
“A good number of my friends are racist. Precisely zero—and that is a good number”
"A good number" often implies "a lot," but this is not always the case. This joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 16, 2020: "A good number of my friends are racist.…
“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day… Unless he ordered steak, then you’re a shit waiter”
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular proverb. "Give a man a fish,and he'll eat for a day.. Unless he…
“When the butter melted, it was rendered useless”
"Rendered butter" is a process (rendering) that creates more concentrated butter. It is not related to the expression "to render (something) useless," but there are puns.…
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays”
"There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "There should be a holiday…
“Is that coffee I smell?”/“It is, and you do.”
A coffee joke has been printed on an image, and this form was printed in Radio Life on February 23, 1947: Husband (coming down the stairs): Dear, is that coffee I smell?Wife: It is...and you do!…
“Why is melted butter no good?”/“It’s rendered useless.”
"Rendered butter" is a process (rendering) that creates more concentrated butter. It is not related to the expression "to render (something) useless," but there are puns.…
“Why do potatoes make good detectives?”/“Because they keep their eyes peeled.”
A potato riddle is: Q: Why do potatoes make great detectives?A: Because they keep their eyes peeled! The popular potato riddle for children has been cited in print since at least 1995.…
“How do you get a French waiter’s attention?”/“Start ordering in German.”
A French restaurant riddle is: Q: How do you get a French waiter’s attention?A: Start ordering in German. That is, French waiters will usually ignore you -- except if you are German. (Germany…
“What’s the funniest bunch of fruit?”/“A pun-net of strawberries.”
A "punnet" is a small box for fruits and vegetables. The word sounds like it's a "pun net" or "net of puns." This riddle was posted on the website Pun of the Day…
“My compliments to the gardener” (said at a vegan/vegetarian restaurant)
"My compliments to the chef" is what a diner might say to a waiter after a good restaurant meal. At a vegan/vegetarian restaurant, the meal is mostly vegetables. "At a vegetarian…
“Do you suffer from shyness? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila”
"Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The…
“I think the real reason this generation is so angry is because their music sucks”
Many people -- especially older people -- believe that the music of the 1960s and 1970s is superior to the music of the 2000s. "Maybe the reason that this generation of young people is so…