“Biscotti are just dessert croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…
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“Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else’s incompetence”
"Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It has an expiration date”
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It has an expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational Monday 6-15June 15th, 2015Funny…
“Internet: It doesn’t make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others”
"Internet: It doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
“Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you’re an idiot”
"Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you're an idiot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational Monday 2-15February 15th,…
“Marriage: When 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work just isn’t enough”
TwitterFahad N. Khan@FahdNKhanMarriage: when 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work isn't enough. #dailyDemotivational12:46 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone FacebookVernon…
“I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up or are living the fullest”
"I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“You’re wondering about the floor in my building where we go to tell jokes? Funny story…”
A funny "story" ("storey" in the UK) has nothing to do with the floor of abuilding, but there are jokes. "You're wondering about the floor in my building where we go…
“Understand paranoid people better by following them around”
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“What’s the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?” (NSFW joke)
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? A NSFW joke provides an answer. The comic character of "Olive Oyl" was the girlfriend of the sailor character…
“What kind of rolling papers do you need to smoke brisket?”
"Do you smoke?" is a common question a doctor asks a patient. "Yes, mostly brisket, some ribs" is a jocular answer. "'Do you smoke?' Yeah. Brisket, turkey,…
“To understand paranoid people better, follow them around”
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" was printed in the New…
“Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Yes. Mostly brisket, some ribs.”
"Do you smoke?" is a common question a doctor asks a patient. "Yes, mostly brisket, some ribs" is a jocular answer. "'Do you smoke?' Yeah. Brisket, turkey,…
“What do astronauts use to stay warm?”/“A space heater.”
A "space heater" doesn't involve astronauts and outer space, but there are jokes. "Hey, what do astronauts use when they get cold? A space heater! (Sorry sorry. Sorry.)"…
“You told me the tacos were Keto.”/“I said these are taquitos.”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. A popular meme shows one saying, "You told me the tacos were Keto," with the reply, "I said these are…
“Hotel Manager: Did you rent the entire second floor to clowns? Me: It’s a pretty funny story”
A funny "story" ("storey" in the UK) has nothing to do with the floor of abuilding, but there are jokes. "You're wondering about the floor in my building where we go…
“Pinterest is just adult tumblr”
Pinterest (an American image sharing and social media service_ has been compared to tumblr (an American microblogging and social networking website). "So Pinterest is like a Tumblr, for people…
“Pinterest is just We Heart It for moms”
Pinterest (an American image sharing and social media service) has been compared to We Heart It (an image-based social network). "i feel like pinterest is like the moms version of weheartit…
“Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus”
"Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus" is a political saying (the political "circus") that has been printed on many images.…