“Gummy bears are much smaller than gummy worms in the gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
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“Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“I’m an English major. You do the math”
“I’m an English major. You do the math” is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You do the math" is an expression that means "you figure it out," but sometimes…
“What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?”/“The letter W.”
A pot of gold is what some people believe that a leprechaun's keeps at the end of a rainbow. A rainbow riddle is: Q: What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?A: The letter W.…
“Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“When you compare gummy worms to gummy bears, it paints a horrific picture of gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“You know you’re old when you clean to the music you used to drink to”
"You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to drink too" was posted on Twitter by [Sparkling heart] on February 20, 2021. "You know you're old when you clean…
“Welcome to Facebook. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents’ income is”
"Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents income is" is a Christmas joke that was posted on Twitter by 51 Shades of Paul on December 10, 2020. The joke was…
“The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“Someone removed the fifth month from all my calendars. I am really dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“Whoever named them ‘missiles’ wasn’t being very optimistic”
"Whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic" was posted on Twitter by FRO VO on November 4, 2015. That is, the word "missile" has "miss" in it (rather…
“Dismay: to insult the fifth month”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American.’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away”
To "see something coming from a mile away" is an expression meaning that something is very obvious. There is no European version involving kilometers, but there are jokes. "My wife…
“What do you call a stupid fish?”/“A dumb bass.”
A fishing riddle is: Q: What do you call a stupid fish?A: A dumb bass. "Dumb bass" sounds like "dumb ass." "What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb…
“I will not wear it on my face. I will not wear it any place…” (anti-mask poem)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear masks, but many people refused to wear them. A Dr. Seuss-like poem (similar to Green Eggs and Ham) has been printed on many…
“Whoever named them missiles wasn’t very optimistic”
"Whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic" was posted on Twitter by FRO VO on November 4, 2015. That is, the word "missile" has "miss" in it (rather…
“Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value”
"Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Kev Thomas on February 17, 2021. The saying became immediately…
“If Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head are no longer male and female, does this mean no more tater tots?”
On February 25, 2021, the Hasbro toy company announced that "Mr. Potato Head" and "Mrs. Potato Head" would be the gender neutral "Potato Head." "If there’s no…