“Bagels are just healthy doughnuts”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "bagels are like healthy donuts. or edible vaginas" was posted on Twitter by beckaboo♒ on February 20, 2011. "Bagels are like boring…
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“A bagel is just a boring doughnut”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "My brother just referred to my bagel as a 'boring donut'" was posted on Twitter by Emily Pearson on October 18, 2010. "A…
“If you are afraid to speak out against tyranny, you are already a slave”
"If you are afraid to speak out against tyranny, you are already a slave" is a sayin that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "If you are afraid to speak out…
“How can you tell the truth is being told? Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it…”
"How can you tell the truth is being told? Well, when Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, Google hides it, Youtube bans it, The Media censor it, And your Government forbids it" (or…
“There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection”
"There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There is no WiFi in the forest -- but I promise…
“Wanna know how you can tell when the truth is being told? Facebook blocks it…”
"How can you tell the truth is being told? Well, when Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, Google hides it, Youtube bans it, The Media censor it, And your Government forbids it" (or…
“If you’re afraid to speak out against tyranny, you’re already a slave”
"If you are afraid to speak out against tyranny, you are already a slave" is a sayin that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "If you are afraid to speak out…
“A bagel is just a healthy doughnut”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "bagels are like healthy donuts. or edible vaginas" was posted on Twitter by beckaboo♒ on February 20, 2011. "Bagels are like boring…
“A bagel is just a healthy donut”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "bagels are like healthy donuts. or edible vaginas" was posted on Twitter by beckaboo♒ on February 20, 2011. "Bagels are like boring…
“Why can’t skeletons play church music?”/“They have no organs.”
A skeleton riddle is: Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church?A: They have no organs. The popular Halloween riddle has been cited in print since at least 1992. The joke was used in the…
“May your devastating winter blues give way to your debilitating spring allergies”
"May your devastating winter blues give way to your debilitating spring allergies" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. The ecard dates to at least 2009, when the saying was…
“Are we still allowed to play pool….since we use a white ball to hit the colored balls”
"Are we still allowed to play pool....since we use a white ball to hit the colored balls" is a meme on political correctness that has been printed on many images. "Has anybody found…
“What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?”/“A carrot.”
A carrot riddle is: Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A: A carrot. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on April 24, 1990, where it was called an old joke. The joke is that…
“A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after”
"A wise woman once said 'fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The first version probably involved a…
“A wise man once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
"A wise woman once said 'fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The first version probably involved a…
“I got fired from my lawn maintenance job. I just wasn’t cutting it”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/porichoygupto August 28, 2019I got fired from my lawn maintenance job.I just wasn’t cutting it. Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/thedaddy71 August…
“A wise person once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
"A wise woman once said 'fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The first version probably involved a…
“An SQL query walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
“A SQL query walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
“The real conspiracy theorists believe that the government cares about them…”
"The real conspiracy theorists believe that the government cares about them, the media would never mislead or lie to them and the pharmaceutical industry that makes billions off sickness wants…