Vaxxport or Vaxport (vaccine passport)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to discussion of a "vaccine passport," sometimes called "vaxport" or "vaxxport." Wiktionary defines "vaccine…
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“What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee?”/“Imperial Sugar.”
Several Star Wars jokes involve Darth Vader and coffee. "Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee? A: Imperial Sugar" was posted on Twitter by nathan_clark on April 8,…
“Where does Darth Vader get his coffee?”/“The Death Starbucks.”
Several Star Wars jokes involve Darth Vader and coffee. "Q:What kind of sugar does Darth Vader prefer in his coffee? A: Imperial Sugar" was posted on Twitter by nathan_clark on April 8,…
“I buy fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon”
"I buy/pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "HEALTHY EATING #36 I BUY…
“What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?”/“Look, no hands!”
A clock riddle is: Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?A: Look, no hands! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. “What did the digital clock say to the…
“My father used to say, ‘You don’t always get what you pay for’” (joke)
"You don't always get what you pay for" is an old saying. A joke version was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 28, 2021: "My father used to say, 'You don't always…
“My friends call me ‘The Computer.’ I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes”
"My friends call me 'The Computer'. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes" was posted on Twitter by Ben on May 20, 2015.…
“Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese”
Many people believe that bagels are just vehicles for eating cream cheese. "Of course, I also believe bagels to be merely vehicles for cream cheese..." was posted on the newsgroup…
“I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll all want me then”
"I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll all want me then" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship probably comes…
“A bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese”
Many people believe that bagels are just vehicles for eating cream cheese. "Of course, I also believe bagels to be merely vehicles for cream cheese..." was posted on the newsgroup…
“If we were really wrong about them, they wouldn’t need to censor us”
Many people and groups have been censored by the media, especially the social media such as Facebook and Twitter. "If we were really wrong about them, they wouldn’t need to censor us"…
“Pretzels are just a vehicle for mustard”
Soft pretzels are often served with mustard. "Pretzels are only vehicles for mustard. I live in the fastlane" was posted on Twitter by Ticia Drake Isom on July 12, 2009. "Pretzels…
“Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout…”
Many people use self-checkout because it's faster -- only to be behind a slow person. The following observation was posted on Twitter by jordan on April 15, 2021: "Every time I use…
“Gefilte fish is a vehicle for horseradish”
Gefilte fish is a dish that many Jewish people eat with horseradish. "I though gefilte fish existed as a vehicle for horseradish?" was posted on the newsgroup soc.culture.jewish on April…
“No one knows the true struggle of grocery shopping until they are put on a low sodium diet”
Many people who are put on low sodium diets go to a grocery store and soon realize how many foods contain sodium. "Takes so long to shop for groceries when you are on a low sodium diet.…
“A violinist walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." Sometimes the "bar" involves musical notation. "A violinist walks into a…
“Oatmeal raisin cookies taste better the older you get”
Many kids go for chocolate chip cookies, but then eat oatmeal raisin cookies as they get older. "some things just taste better as you get older. Like beer, and oatmeal cookies" was posted…
“Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is a full tank of unleaded gas and a sheet of plywood”
May 2021 saw gas shortages and price increases. The price of lumber also shot up much higher. "Tonight's Powerball jackpot is a full tank of unleaded gas and a sheet of plywood" was…
“Oatmeal is basically bread soup”
Is oatmeal "bread soup"? "I just tried oatmeal for the first time and I feel like the texture is either hot boogers or soggy bread soup" was posted on Twitter by kellyshmo on…
Vaxdemic (vaccine + epidemic/pandemic)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in rushed vaccines. Many people were more fearful of harm from the vaccines, and that this would cause a "vaxdemic" (vaccine +…