“How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?”/“They/Them.”
Some people identify as "they/them." A riddle was posted on Twitter by Seri Bea(selfish era) on March 20, 2021: Q: How does a non-binary samurai kill people? A: They/them. That is,…
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“How do you fix a broken tuba?”/“With a tuba glue.”
"Tuba" sounds like "tube of." A riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1994: Q: What do you use to fix a broken tuba?A: A tuba glue! The riddle is often worded as this: Q: How…
“Remember when you would get kicked out of a nightclub for experimenting with untested drugs?”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulting in many requirements to get vaccinations. The vaccinations received emergency use authorizations and were not fully tested and approved by the U.S.…
“You might be a redneck if you think ‘lol’ means low on liquor”
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
“I hear proofreading is being abolished. Is nothing scared?”
"I hear proofreading is being abolished. Is nothing scared?" -- "sacred" is purposely misspelled -- is a joke that has been printed on many images. "I hear proofreading is…
“A worm crawls out of a bowl of spaghetti and says, ‘That was some orgy!’”
Spaghetti can look like worms -- or more specifically, a worm orgy. "Desda el punto de vista de una lombriz, un plato de espaguetis es una orgia" ("From a worm's point of view,…
“I am a survivalist. I drank my morning coffee out of a soup bowl because there were no clean cups”
Some people are forced to drink coffee under less than ideal circumstances. This was posted on Twitter by Mike Primavera on December 6, 2014: "I am a survivalist. I can adapt to any situation.…
“You might be a hillbilly if you think ‘lol’ means low on liquor”
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
“The drinker’s definition of LOL: Low On Liquor”
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
“Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie…”
A pie/pi joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 26, 2015: "Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."…
“It’s not the government’s job to protect my health. Its job is to protect my rights”
"It's not the government's job to protect my health. It’s the government’s job to protect my RIGHTS. It’s my job to protect my health. When you trade liberty for safety you end…
“From a worm’s point of view, a plate of spaghetti is an orgy”
Spaghetti can look like worms -- or more specifically, a worm orgy. "Desda el punto de vista de una lombriz, un plato de espaguetis es una orgia" ("From a worm's point of view,…
“What did the worm say when he fell in a plate of spaghetti?”/“Orgy!”
Spaghetti can look like worms -- or more specifically, a worm orgy. "Desda el punto de vista de una lombriz, un plato de espaguetis es una orgia" ("From a worm's point of view,…
Shitebart (shite + Breitbart News)
Breitbart News Network is an American conservative syndicated news, opinion and commentary website. Some people who don't like Breitbart have nicknamed it "Shitebart" (shite +…
Daily Crapper (Daily Caller nickname)
Daily Caller is a conservative news and opinion website that was founded in 2010. Some critics have dubbed it "Daily Crapper." "They should just rename it 'The Daily…
InfoWarts (InfoWars + warts)
InfoWars is a conservative news and opinion website. Some critics have called it "InforWarts" (InfoWars + warts). "Need you mind blown for an hour? Also a cure for Infowarts"…
Shitebarf (shite + barf, a Breitbart News nickname)
Breitbart News Network is an American conservative syndicated news, opinion and commentary website. Some people who don't like Breitbart have nicknamed it "Shitebart" (shite +…
“What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?”/“A jello!”
"Cello" and "jello" look like similar words, but one is a musical instrument and one is a food. A riddle is: Q: What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?A: A jello!…
Blue Anon
"Blue Anon" is a term similar to QAnon, but referring to the politically "blue" (such as Democrats). If "QAnon" is a term for people on the right who believe in…
Shitefart (shite + fart, a Breitbart News nickname)
Breitbart News Network is an American conservative syndicated news, opinion and commentary website. Some people who don't like Breitbart have nicknamed it "Shitebart" (shite +…