Clownhall or Clown Hall (clown + town hall meeting)
A town hall meeting ("town hall") has been called "clown hall" or "clownhall" by those who believe that politicians are clowns. "More like a clown hall…
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“What do you get when the sunrise bends over?”/“The crack of dawn.”
A sunrise riddle is: Q: What do you get when the sunrise bends over?A: The crack of dawn. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 26, 2019. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/yaboi79 July 26,…
“It’s only sour grapes if it’s from the Sourgrape region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
Boomer Remover or Boomer Doomer (COVID-19 nickname)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic affected mostly older people, such as baby boomers (people born from 1946 to 1964). COVID-19 was nicknamed the "Boomer Remover" and "Boomer…
“Why isn’t holy water used in vaccines?”/“Because you can’t take the lord’s name in vein.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in new vaccines. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 22, 2021: Q: Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?A: Because you can't take…
“Country music is just land shanties”
There are sea shanties, but what about land shanties? "Country Music is just land shanties" was posted on Twitter by manic pixie dudebro on January 18, 2020. "Country music is just…
“How do you fix a broken sousaphone?”/“With a tuba glue.”
"Tuba" sounds like "tube of." A riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1994: Q: What do you use to fix a broken tuba?A: A tuba glue! The riddle is often worded as this: Q: How…
Jabbo (vaccine jab)
"Jabbo" (the "jab" of Covid vaccine) became a catchword of YouTuber HighImpactFlix, often stating that he "refuses to bow down to the altar of Jabbo." "Which is…
“What do you use to fix a broken tuba?”/“A tuba glue.”
"Tuba" sounds like "tube of." A riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1994: Q: What do you use to fix a broken tuba?A: A tuba glue! The riddle is often worded as this: Q: How…
Muzzletard (face muzzle + retard)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. “Muzzletard” (face mask + retard) represents someone who wears a mask, or is a fanatic that everyone wears a…
Maskist
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
“It’s only poetry if it’s from the Poet region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
“It’s only moaning if it’s from the Moan region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
“A bartender walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A bartender anti-joke version is: "A bartender walks into a bar. He works there."…
“How does a non-binary samurai kill people?”/“They/Them.”
Some people identify as "they/them." A riddle was posted on Twitter by Seri Bea(selfish era) on March 20, 2021: Q: How does a non-binary samurai kill people? A: They/them. That is,…
“An easy way to make your water taste better is to simply add coffee”
"An easy way to make your water taste better is to simply add coffee" has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on February 12, 2016.…
“I finally found a diet plan that really works. It’s called ‘The Price of Food’”
"I finally found a diet plan that really works. It's called 'The Price of Food'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker doesn't eat…
“If you want your water to taste better, just add coffee”
"An easy way to make your water taste better is to simply add coffee" has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on February 12, 2016.…
“Life is short—eat dessert first!”
"Life is short/uncertain -- eat dessert first!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Arthur Murray says he always eats dessert first, 'because life is so…
Convid (con + COVID-19)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…