“Let’s start calling ‘fact checked’ by its real name. Censorship”
"Let’s start calling 'fact checked' by its real name. Censorship" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (shown on a meme) was posted on Facebook by…
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“Those who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“What do runners eat before a race?”/“Nothing, they fast.”
"Fast" can mean "at great speed" or "a period of time without food." A running riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 14, 2015: Q: What do sprinters eat before…
“What do you after an Apple turns bad?”/“You open windows.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What do you after an Apple turns bad?A: You open windows. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 25, 2020, and refers to an Apple computer and the Windows operating…
“What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?”/“It becomes daytrogen.”
"Nitrogen" has nothing to do with "night," but there are jokes. This riddle was posted on tumblr on December 21, 2012: Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?A: It…
“Why do cows lie when it’s raining?”/“To keep each udder dry.”
A cow riddle is: Q: Why do cows lie down when it's raining? A: To keep each udder dry. "Udder" sounds like "other." The riddle was printed in the book I Know an Old Lady…
“What do sprinters eat before a race?”/“Nothing, they fast.”
"Fast" can mean "at great speed" or "a period of time without food." A running riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 14, 2015: Q: What do sprinters eat before…
“Breakfast pizza is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is an old saying. "Pizza is the most important meal of the day" is a popular variation. "'Pizza is the most important…
“Pizza is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is an old saying. "Pizza is the most important meal of the day" is a popular variation. "'Pizza is the most important…
“There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals”
"There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the quality of the food is most…
“Don’t count calories, count chemicals”
"There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the quality of the food is most…
“Beef tongue? I could never eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth. Bring me a boiled egg”
An old joke has it that a restaurant diner is looking for something to eat, and the waiter (or another diner) suggests tongue. "Oh no, I could never eat anything that came out of an…
“Shit happens. Get the wine”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit happens. Get the tequila”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
Vaxxist or Vaxist
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take the vaccines. A "vaxist" (or "vaxxist") is a person who discriminates against someone…
Vaxism or Vacism or Vaccism or Vaxxism
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take the vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
Vaccism or Vacism or Vaxism or Vaxxism
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take the vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…
“People who like bubble tea suck balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
Vaxist or Vaxxist
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take the vaccines. A "vaxist" (or "vaxxist") is a person who discriminates against someone…
Vacism or Vaccism or Vaxism or Vaxxism
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people refused to take the vaccines. "Vacism" (or "vaccism," "vaxism," "vaxxism") is…