“A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation…” (joke)
"Due" shouldn't be confused with "dew," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 21, 2022: "A science teacher had his students observe and…
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“Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking”
"Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images The saying was posted on Twitter by Matthew…
“Philosophies are questions that may never be answered. Religions are answers…”
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may not be questioned”
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Everything bagel seasoning is the stripper glitter of the culinary world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the breakfast world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are just glitter bombs for your kitchen”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Sesame seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Sesame seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
Jewish Glitter (the toppings on an everything bagel)
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?”/“The mean increases.”
"What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 7, 2018. The word "mean" means…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the food world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“A person with no face and no name who loves to eat is omnomynous”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“When you don’t know whether or not someone is eating something, are they omnomymous?”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“What do you call someone who eats food secretly?”/“Omnomynous.”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
Omnomymous (nom nom + anonymous)
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…