“I switched to a wine that doesn’t make me urinate. Pinot Moor”
Pinot Noir is a a red-wine grape variety. There is no “Pinot Moir”/“Pinot Moor”/“Pinot More” (pee no more), but there are jokes.
“A California vintner in the Napa Valley area that produces Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio wines has developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and promises to reduce the number of trips an older person has to make to the bathroom during the night. They will be marketing the new wine as Pinot More” was posted on the newsgroup alt.food.wine on November 15, 2004.
“Did you hear that Napa Valley has developed a new wine that instead of making you have to go to the bathroom a lot when drinking it, its grapes are actually a natural anti-diuretic which causes you to have to go less. they are calling it ‘Pinot Moir’” was posted on the newsgroup borland.public.off-topic on December 20, 2004.
“I switched to a wine that doesn’t make me urinate. Pinot Moor” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 10, 2022.
Wikipedia: Pinot noir
Pinot Noir (French: [pino nwaʁ]) is a red-wine grape variety of the species Vitis vinifera. The name may also refer to wines created predominantly from pinot noir grapes. The name is derived from the French words for pine and black. The word pine alludes to the grape variety having tightly clustered, pinecone–shaped bunches of fruit.
Google Groups: alt.food.wine
New Wine
Richard Neidich
Nov 15, 2004, 12:35:53 PM
A California vintner in the Napa Valley area that produces Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio wines has developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and promises to reduce the number of trips an older person has to make to the bathroom during the night. They will be marketing the new wine as Pinot More.
Google Groups: borland.public.off-topic
Wine and Medicine meet
Paul Qualls
Dec 20, 2004, 4:38:39 PM
Did you hear that Napa Valley has developed a new wine that instead of making you have to go to the bathroom a lot when drinking it, its grapes are actually a natural anti-diuretic which causes you to have to go less.
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they are calling it “Pinot Moir”
Google Groups: uk.rec.humour
A new wine for seniors
Rowland Croucher
Feb 7, 2005, 3:41:54 AM
A new wine for seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More.
Google Groups: alt.sixtyplus
Pee no more
Sinclair
Oct 17, 2005, 1:01:46 AM
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as Pinot Moir.
Twitter
Leslie Haas
@WineWoman
New hybrid grape for wine to be marketed to Senior citizens ... acts as an ANTI-DIURETIC (fewer trips to the bathroom!) ... “Pinot More” 😊
10:30 AM · Oct 24, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Mari Smith
@MariSmith
@jilliebfree Hehee at your Pinot joke. My sis sent me a funny: new anti-diuretic wine for seniors “Pinot More.”
1:24 AM · Nov 19, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Rob Saker
@robsaker
Dad tells me there’s a new wine for seniors with incontinence problems. Pinot Moir.
10:18 PM · Dec 21, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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maria didio
@mariadidio
my cute old man patient today- did you hear they got a new wine for seniors? yeah..its called Pinot More..get it pee no more #daysilovemyjob
12:36 AM · Mar 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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ShitMySommelierSays
@ShitMySommSays
If Pinot Noir makes you pee all the time, you should then drink Pee No More.
12:02 PM · Sep 26, 2011·TweetDeck
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Maggie Pace
@pace_salsa
“I’m drinking my pee no more” my grandma says as she’s drinking PINOT NOIR #totalpacemove
4:15 PM · Feb 25, 2012 from Sunset Hills, MO·Twitter for iPhone
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Rachel Coping
@rachelmcope
This broad just ordered “pee-no-more” instead if Pinot Noir because she was “tired of going to the restroom because he wasn’t there”
9:52 PM · Jun 13, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Fwd: New Wine For Seniors
Dr. Padmanabhan
Apr 4, 2013, 7:36:24 AM
Sent from Dr. Padmanabhan’s iPad
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>> A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.
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>> NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not.
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>> Clare Valley vintners in South Australia,
>> which primarily produce
>> Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
>> Grigio wines,
>> have developed a new hybrid grape
>> that acts as an anti-diuretic.
>> It is expected to reduce the number of trips
>> older people have to make to the
>> bathroom during the night.
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>> The new wine will be
>> marketed as
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>> PINO MORE
Twitter
mikayla dreyer
@mikayladreyer
“Did you hear about the wine that helps with bladder control? Pinot moir?” -Mom needs to be cut off #winerytours
3:02 PM · Jul 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Caroline Belle
@caroline_belle2
Pinot Moir (pee-no more) #badbooze @midnight
11:54 PM · Mar 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Andrew Bashaw
@Andrew_Bashaw
Replying to @jakebarry
@jakebarry ever notice that Pinot Noir sounds awfully close to “pee no more”?
11:01 AM · Apr 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Nick Costa
@nickcostduh
Replying to @faithboblett
@faithboblett did your hear about the new merlot/pinot noir blend? It’s called Pinot Moir. (It’s funnier of you say it out loud.)
3:09 AM · Jul 17, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Matty (Lairds Lads)
@MrWeFlyAsOne
@fleaber see that New wine they make for Old people? Pinot moir?
5:15 AM · Aug 7, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Megan Stechler
@MeganStechler
What’s your favorite wine?
Me :“I like pinot noir”
Grandpa: “Pee no more? That’s got to be hard on your system, Meg”
3:42 PM · Mar 11, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Alex Kriege
@Spoonlurker99
Pinot Noir? I buy the Senior Wine, “Pee No More.”
5:49 AM · Apr 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Lisa Richards Burnett
@LisaRich1962
Replying to @HellenBach
Yes, he and Pauly had invented a wine, that had a special additive to stop nighttime trips to the bathroom. It was called Pinot More 🤣
2:47 PM · Apr 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Chef G - The Big Leftie
@ChefGarethS
Replying to @Lowiseowl
Pinot Noir! That’s a superb choice and even better bottle that you’ve bought!
By the way, old people drink Pee No More wine… saves on multiple trips 🙃
12:07 PM · May 1, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Teach Me Ontario
@TeachMeOntario
Replying to @girlsreallyrule
A favourite among Seniors: Pinot More
(read: Pee no more) 😂😂
6:08 PM · Aug 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Rob
@PawBlakNme
Replying to @jojo_gingernut
Or some anti diuretic wine? Pinot More
5:21 PM · Aug 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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JPLjr Tell the truth.
@jpljr62
Replying to @TheLiberalPoet and @MayoIsSpicyy
I bought a very special wine for men over 60.
It helps keep them from getting up in the middle of the night.
It’s a Pinot Moir.
7:42 PM · Sep 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JoeFas August 10, 2022
I switched to a wine that doesn’t make me urinate.
Pinot Moor
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
I switched to a wine that doesn’t make me urinate.
Pinot Moor
#humor #dadjoke
3:28 PM · Aug 10, 2022·IFTTT
Twitter
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill
John loves his glasses of wine but hates having to visit the bathroom so often.
He’s switching over to Pinot Moor.
7:12 PM · Aug 10, 2022·Twitter Web App
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