“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijiately’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
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“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijietili’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“You ever think about how ‘Mountain Dew’ is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess…”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is neither dew nor produced on mountains”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is a beautiful name for a soft drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“It’s Monday. Remember to stay positive. For example, at least it’s not Monday tomorrow”
Many people dislike Monday, the start of the traditional work week. "It's Monday. Remember to stay positive. For example, at least it's not Monday tomorrow" is one of many…
“Mountain Dew is such a soft beautiful name for such an aggressive and violent drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“I hate when it’s too late for a coffee, but too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“It’s never too late for a coffee or too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“3:00 PM is too late for coffee and too early for happy hour. I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life!”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“4:30, the ‘cursed beverage hour’... too late for a coffee, too early for a beer, just guzzle some dumb tap water and look out the window”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink vodka”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink whiskey”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for a margarita”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Sometimes in the afternoon, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee or too early for liquor. And then I remember Irish coffee exists”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever”
Adulthood is not one crisis, and that's solved, and then that's followed by another crisis. Adulthood, some people discover, is much worse than that. "I used to think that adulthood…
“I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. As it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever”
Adulthood is not one crisis, and that's solved, and then that's followed by another crisis. Adulthood, some people discover, is much worse than that. "I used to think that adulthood…
“Everyone defending oatmeal is like, ‘oh once I add 17 things to it, it tastes so good!’”
Oatmeal is bland by itself, but many things can be added to it (such as berries, bananas, apples, nuts and seeds). This comment about oatmeal was posted on X/Twitter by zae on August 23, 2020, and…
“I should quit my job to focus on cooking dinner”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life”
Dinner takes a lot of effort to prepare, and having a job can conflict with this. "Might quit my job to focus on cooking dinner every day for the rest of my life" was posted on X/Twitter…