“Shut the government down forever. We hate you evil fucks”
"SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN FOREVER. WE HATE YOU EVIL FUCKS" (shown on a sign) is an anti-government saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Agorist Nexus (Brandon) on October 1, 2025, and…
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“I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart”
"I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thick bacon can possibly cause problems…
“If you’re ever feeling down on your appearance, remember: even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful French fry”
Ugly things can become beautiful. For example, an ugly potato can become a beautiful french fry, and who doesn't love a french fry? "The moral of the story...even the ugliest potato can…
“If a potato can become fries, chips & vodka, you can become anything, too”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become anything you want to be”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a vodka drinker. Or a potato. Or both”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a saint”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a homeowner”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a hoe today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a ho today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
“What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?”/“A jampire.”
The portmanteau word "jampire" ("jam" + "vampire") has had several uses, and has appeared in jokes. "Jampire" has been used with the music sense of…
Jampire (jam + vampire)
The portmanteau word "jampire" ("jam" + "vampire") has had several uses, and has appeared in jokes. "Jampire" has been used with the music sense of…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a cunt today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“Try not to be a cunt.—Buddha”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“Don’t be a cunt”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“In a world where you can be anything, don’t be a cunt”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“Paper straws become an ingredient in your drink after you take 2 sips”
Many people believe that paper straws do a very poor job of the task they were designed to perform. After just a few sips, the straws often become soggy and sometimes break into the drink.…
“I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a corndog”
"I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a corndog" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts. A T-shirt was posted on X/Twitter by Terius FX on October 5,…
“I feel like ‘Autumn’ is just Fall’s stripper stage name”
"Autumn" can sound like a stripper name. "Thank you fall for occasionally going by the name autumn, just like my cousin megan who became a stripper" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Autumn is Fall’s stripper name”
"Autumn" can sound like a stripper name. "Thank you fall for occasionally going by the name autumn, just like my cousin megan who became a stripper" was posted on X/Twitter by…