“What month do trees hate the most?”/“Sep-timber.”
A tree riddle is popular in September. "What month do Christmas trees hate the most? Septimber! " was printed in Newsday (Hempstead, NY) on December 15, 2002. "Q: What month do trees…
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“You can’t tax your way to prosperity. You can’t bomb your way to security. And you can’t ban your way to liberty”
"You can't tax your way to prosperity. You can't bomb your way to security. And you can't ban your way to liberty" was posted on X/Twitter by Alice Smith on December 9,…
“You can’t bomb your way to security”
"You can't tax your way to prosperity. You can't bomb your way to security. And you can't ban your way to liberty" was posted on X/Twitter by Alice Smith on December 9,…
“You can’t bomb your way to democracy”
"You can't tax your way to prosperity. You can't bomb your way to security. And you can't ban your way to liberty" was posted on X/Twitter by Alice Smith on December 9,…
“You can’t ban your way to freedom”
"You can't tax your way to prosperity. You can't bomb your way to security. And you can't ban your way to liberty" was posted on X/Twitter by Alice Smith on December 9,…
“If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship…”
"If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship that is dressed up like a government" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Coercion is the central principle of all government”
"Coercion is the central principle of all government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coercion is the central principle of government . -LORD ARMSTRONG" was…
“Coercion is the central principle of government”
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“Dear Lord, please let me ONLY crave lettuce this week. Amen”
"Dear Lord, please let me ONLY crave lettuce this week. Amen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear God please let me only crave lettuce this week I have a weight…
“Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents”
"Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Good drivers who…
“The dinosaurs didn’t ‘rule the earth,’ they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills…”
It's often said that dinosaurs once ruled the earth. "The dinosaurs didn’t 'rule the earth,' they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they…
“Politicians aren’t disarming citizens to keep citizens safe. They’re disarming citizens to keep themselves safe when they enact tyranny”
"Politicians aren't disarming citizens to keep citizens safe. They're disarming citizens to keep themselves safe when they enact tyranny" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“A political system that benefits from fear and ignorance has every reason to perpetuate both”
"A political system that benefits from fear and ignorance has every reason to perpetuate both" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by The Free Thought Project 2.0 on September 4,…
“Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs”
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
“Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de ”
"Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de " (missing the letter "r" for "Keyboard for sale perfect working order") is a joke that has been printed on several images. The…
“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Every time I look at my paycheck, I try to figure out when the government worked those 40 hours with me”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Please lower the cost of living. I’m not built for OnlyFans”
"Please lower the gas prices. I'm not built for OnlyFans" and "Please lower the cost of living. I'm not built for OnlyFans" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Please lower the gas prices. I’m not built for OnlyFans”
"Please lower the gas prices. I'm not built for OnlyFans" and "Please lower the cost of living. I'm not built for OnlyFans" are jocular sayings that have been printed…