“If genitals don’t define gender, how does removing them affirm it?”
"If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine thinking genitalia doesn't indicate…
Archive for 03/2024
“If printing money would end poverty, printing diplomas would end stupidity”
"Pensar que imprimiendo billetes se acaba con la pobreza es como pensar que imprimiendo diplomas se acaba con la ignorancia" ("Thinking that printing banknotes ends poverty is like…
“Directions: Allow food to sit and cool for five minutes before eating. Me: No.”
Some people don't want to wait for food to cool before they eat it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Abby Heugel on December 14, 2017: "Directions: Allow food to sit and cool for five…
“I’m writing a book about drinking beer. I’m currently on my 4th draft”
A joke about drinking beer was posted on X/Twitter by Ultimate Dad Jokes on February 29, 2024: "I'm writing a book about drinking beer. Currently on my 4th draft." X/Twitter Ultimate…
“Thinking that printing banknotes ends poverty is like thinking that printing diplomas ends ignorance”
"Pensar que imprimiendo billetes se acaba con la pobreza es como pensar que imprimiendo diplomas se acaba con la ignorancia" ("Thinking that printing banknotes ends poverty is like…
“High blood pressure implies the existence of high crip pressure”
The Bloods and the Crips are rival street gangs. "RT @Elle_Boogz: Giving me high blood pressure 😠>high crip pressure" was posted on X/Twitter by Miranda Baely on October 2, 2012.…
“Fake meat substitutes are for people who think eating meat is murder, but still like the taste of murder”
"Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the taste of murder" (or ""Fake bacon: for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the…
“Fake meat is for people who think meat is murder, but still like the taste of murder”
"Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the taste of murder" (or ""Fake bacon: for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the…
“Why do police drive around looking for crime?”
Police cars drive around the neighborhood, but fire trucks usually do not. "When's the last time you seen a fire truck driving around looking for fire? So why do police drive around…
“The best way to celebrate Leap Day is coming to the Empire State Building”
"The best way to celebrate Leap Day is coming to the Empire State Building" is a supposed tweet of New York City's Empire State Building (@EmpireStateBldg) on February 29, 2024 at…
“I still hate Commies… even after they changed their name to Liberals”
"I still hate Commies... even after they changed their name to Liberals" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The anti-communist saying has been cited in print…
Rise In Power (RIP)
“Rise in power” is sometimes used instead of “rest in peace” (from Latin Requiescat in pace) to respect someone who has died. “Rest in power” has been used by the African American…
“Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder, but still like the taste of murder”
"Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the taste of murder" (or ""Fake bacon: for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the…
“I will never understand some people’s fascination with their ancestry. Isn’t knowing your current family bad enough?”
Many people want to research their ancestry. "will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough" was posted on…
“Been 6 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Guess it’s time to go there personally and check what’s the problem”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I’m going there in person to see what’s going on”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“Smile. It’s Friday”
"Smile. It's Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the last work day of the week. "S-M-I-L-E IT'S FRIDAY" was printed in the…
“So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women’s health, but not to compete in women’s sports”
"So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women's health, but not to compete in women's sports" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people believe that…
“Income tax: the fine you pay for not being quite the person your ancestor was”
Modern Americans pay taxes that the American revolutionary patriots probably would have fought against. "Income tax: the fine you pay for not being quite the person your ancestor was" is…
“Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us…”
“Fun Fact! Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to the others” is a jocular saying that has been printed…