"If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"Didn't mean to be rude, it's just the heat and my personality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I didnt mean to be rude, it's…
Mayonnaise (or "mayo") has been described as egg jam. "'you know, mayonnaise is basically egg jam' -beau" was posted on X/Twitter by Bahar on August 1, 2016. "omg…
"If a meme is dank, a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so. -- Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson" is a jocular quotation that has been printed on many images.…
Some people want to perform on OnlyCoffee instead of OnlyFans. "Only fans but it's me drinking coffee and staring at the camera... Call it Onlycoffee" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so" is a popular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to American…
"If a meme is dank, a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so. -- Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson" is a jocular quotation that has been printed on many images.…
Mayonnaise (or "mayo") has been described as egg jam. "'you know, mayonnaise is basically egg jam' -beau" was posted on X/Twitter by Bahar on August 1, 2016. "omg…
"*drinks water with lemon* This is going to fix everything" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The lemon slice/wedge that is added to water in some restaurants does…
A surfer riddle is: Q: What kind of school do surfers go to?A: Boarding school. "Q. Where do surfers go to learn to surf? A. Boarding school" was posted on X/Twitter by Claire Spiers on…
"I live in the South ...... where lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers" is a jocular saying about driving on the road that has been printed on many images. Many…
"I live in the South ...... where lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers" is a jocular saying about driving on the road that has been printed on many images. Many…
Both crayons and M&M's candies come in many colors. Only one is a food, however. "@abbykippel do you eat crayons? i was surprised to find out that all the colors taste the same"…
Many women like the strong, silent type of man. "Women say they like the strong silent type. So basically a bodybuilder mime" was posted on X/Twitter by Sofa King Cool ✇ on January 8,…
"'The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning' http://t.co/fBiZAEbl" was posted on X/Twitter by "B" on September 29, 2011.…
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…