“If the truth offends you, it’s mostly likely that you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
Archive for 07/2023
“Life is better with good coffee”
"Life is better with good coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "life is better with good coffee" was posted on X/Twitter on October 13, 2010.…
“Spam is the Velveeta of meats”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to Texas what SPAM is to Hawaii”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Spam is the Velveeta of meat”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheeses”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheese”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to ham”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Tampico is a poor man’s SunnyD”
The drinks Tang (introduced in 1959), SunnyD or Sunny Delight (introduced in 1963) and Tampico (introduced in 1989) have been compared to each other. "Tang was an "orange flavored…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to meat”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Cream cheese is a poor man’s brie”
Cream cheese has been compared to brie. "Cream cheese: the poor man's brie" was posted on X/Twitter on January 24, 2011. "OH: Cream cheese. The poor man's brie" was…
“Beer is the only drink that’s acceptable to be served in a glass that’s overflowing and dripping”
When beer is poured, the head of foam often rises above the glass. Many people consider this acceptable, even desirable. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 24, 2023: "Beer is…
“A screwdriver walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A screwdriver version is: "A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says,…
“Bacon alone can’t solve all our problems. That’s what whiskey is for”
"Bacon alone can't solve all our problems. That's what bourbon is for!" was posted on Twitter by bcooperNKY on September 19, 2022. "BACON ALONE CAN"T SOLVE ALL OUR…
“Bacon alone can’t solve all our problems That’s what bourbon is for!”
"Bacon alone can't solve all our problems. That's what bourbon is for!" was posted on Twitter by bcooperNKY on September 19, 2022. "BACON ALONE CAN"T SOLVE ALL OUR…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack and Switchstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“The opposite of a dominant chord is a submissive chord”
In music theory, there is a dominant chord, but no submissive chord. "Dominant chords and submissive chords #musicjokes #music" was posted on twitter by Matt Hues on June 26, 2012.…
“Dominant chords imply the existence of submissive chords”
In music theory, there is a dominant chord, but no submissive chord. "Dominant chords and submissive chords #musicjokes #music" was posted on twitter by Matt Hues on June 26, 2012.…
“Ferrero Rocher is Nutella for adults”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Nutella is just liquid Ferrero Rocher”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…