“Food courts should have food lawyers and food judges”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…
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“Food courts imply the existence of food judges, food juries and food executioners”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…
“Does the existence of music theory imply the existence of music conspiracy theory?”
"If there are conspiracy theories and music theory is there music conspiracy theory?" was posted on Twitter by Dick Wildes on December 9, 2016. "So there is music theory, but is…
“I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them”
"I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, they are not money bags. "Wish the bags under my eyes had money in…
“Strawberry shortcake implies the existence of strawberry tallcake”
There is strawberry shortcake, but no strawberry tallcake. "strawberry shortcake implies the existence of a strawberry tallcake" was posted on Twitter by slutty urbanist on April 27,…
“Three little words: mar gar ita”
"Three little words" are usually "I love you." "Three words: Mar Gar Ita" was posted on Twitter by Emily Hurley on August 5, 2010. "Dinner today? Three words:…
“I’ll take coffee with my sunshine”
"I'll take (a) coffee with my sunshine" is a morning coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll take a coffee with my sunshine" (shown on an image) was…
“This Monday is sponsored by coffee”
"Today's/This Monday is sponsored by coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's Monday is sponsored by extra strong iced coffee with a side of…
“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong”
"If your Sunday doesn't involve wine and yoga pants, you're doing it wrong" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "If your Sunday doesn't involve…
“It’s Monday: Get up. Drink coffee. Be happy. Do great things. Stay positive”
"It's Monday: Get up. Drink coffee. Be happy. Do great things. Stay positive" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's Monday: get up. Drink coffee.…
“I’ll take a coffee with my sunshine”
"I'll take (a) coffee with my sunshine" is a morning coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll take a coffee with my sunshine" (shown on an image) was…
“Today’s Monday is sponsored by coffee”
"Today's/This Monday is sponsored by coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's Monday is sponsored by extra strong iced coffee with a side of…
“I tried to go to a moving sale today, but I couldn’t catch up to it”
A "moving sale" isn't a sale that constantly moves. It's a sale where the owner of the house is moving, or the business is moving, and things need to be sold. However, there are…
“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong”
"If your Sunday doesn't involve wine and yoga pants, you're doing it wrong" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "If your Sunday doesn't involve…
“My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!”
"My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Koroit Bakehouse on March 14, 2021. It's not known who posted…
“My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!”
"My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Koroit Bakehouse on March 14, 2021. It's not known who posted…
“Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%”
"Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Looking like shit greatly…
“Looking like crap greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%”
"Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Looking like shit greatly…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“I used to see a life coach pretty frequently, back when they were called bartenders”
"I used to see a life coach pretty/quite frequently, back then/when they were called bartenders" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I used to see a Life Coach…