“Moon Pies are just uncooked s’mores”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
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“Tofu are savory marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Scallops are just savory marshmallows”
Scallops have been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "scallops are the savory marshmallows of the sea. And yes that means they're delicious" was posted on Twitter by Ted King…
“No Trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies” (sign)
"No Trespassing. We're tired of hiding the bodies" is a jocular property saying that has been printed on many signs. "No Trespassing, we're tired of hiding the @bodies…
“Tofu are savoury marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Beware of…well…just beware”
"Beware of...well...just beware" is a jocular property saying that has been printed on many images. The property owner might have a dog or a gun to protect the property. "One of my…
“You know you’re getting old, when you look at the clock to see if it’s late enough to go to bed”
"You know you're getting old, when you look at the clock to see if it's late enough to go to bed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know how…
“Hashbrowns are just breakfast tater tots”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"), which are often served at breakfast. "Hash browns are really breakfast tater tots" was posted on…
“Oatmeal is just breakfast rice”
Oatmeal (often eaten at breakfast) has been compared to rice. "Oatmeal is breakfast rice" was posted on Twitter by jason goldwatch on April l22, 2014. "Oatmeal is totally just…
“I’m pretty certain if I had any self-control today, I’d probably eat that, too”
Some people eat and have no self-control. "'@Oobrey: If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too.' #LOL" was posted on Twitter by Ali Bomaye on December 12, 2012.…
“Hash browns are just breakfast tater tots”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"), which are often served at breakfast. "Hash browns are really breakfast tater tots" was posted on…
“A mimosa is just a socially acceptable breakfast screwdriver”
A mimosa cocktail (orange juice and champagne) can be served at breakfast, while a screwdriver cocktail (orange juice and vodka) usually is not. "'Mimosa' is just a classy way of…
“Modern Education: Creating people who are smart enough to accurately repeat what they’re told”
"Modern Education: Creating people who are smart enough to accurately repeat what they're told. And dumb enough to think this makes them smarter than everyone else" is an education…
“Soup is dinner cereal”
Cereal in milk (often made for breakfast) has been compared to soup (often made for dinner). "Soup is just dinner cereal" was posted on Twitter by Rosa Pasquarella on April 8, 2012.…
“If I had any self-control, I’d probably eat that, too”
Some people eat and have no self-control. "'@Oobrey: If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too.' #LOL" was posted on Twitter by Ali Bomaye on December 12, 2012.…
“The road to truth is paved with lost friends and offended strangers…”
"The road to truth is paved with lost friends and offended strangers..." is a saying that has been printed on an image. "The road to enlightenment is paved with lost friends and…
“Food courts imply the existence of food jesters”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…
“A food court implies the existence of food crime, and a food judicial system”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…
“Food courts imply the existence of food prisons”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…
“Food courts imply the existence of food jails”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…