“God didn’t call you to a playground, but a battleground”
"God didn't call you to a playground, but a battleground" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God didn’t call you to a playground but a battleground.…
"God didn't call you to a playground, but a battleground" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God didn’t call you to a playground but a battleground.…
"I go to work, I make my coworkers wonder what is wrong with me, and then I clock out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I go to work, I make my coworkers wonder…
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
Passwords can be troublesome, as they are often forgotten or stolen. This joke was posted on Twitter by Adam Cerious on June 5, 2023: hacker: I have all your passwordsme: omg thank you, what are…
Government was described by Thomas Paine in Common Sense (1776) as at best a "necessary evil." Many people who choose between Democrats and Republicans at the voting booth choose…
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
"People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it's not out of my way at all" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some people think I go out…
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. It has been combined with a knock-knock Joke since at least 2009.…
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy but you…