“Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
Archive for 05/2023
“Do it tomorrow. You’ve made enough mistakes for today”
"Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes (for) today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mrs. Harper Richards is bemused by the motto: 'Do it tomorrow…
“Do it tomorrow. You’ve made enough mistakes today”
"Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes (for) today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mrs. Harper Richards is bemused by the motto: 'Do it tomorrow…
“Eyes on the road and your head out of your apps” (transportation message)
"Get your head out of your apps" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a pun on "get your head out of your ass." The saying was first used to advise people…
“Get your head out of your apps” (transportation message)
"Get your head out of your apps" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a pun on "get your head out of your ass." The saying was first used to advise people…
Propagandemic (propaganda + pandemic)
A "propagandemic" (propaganda + pandemic) is a fake pandemic, promoted by government and media propaganda. Many people have called the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic a…
“Is this the helpline for alcoholics?”/ “Yes.”/ “How do I make a mojito?”
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
“If you count your money when it comes out of the ATM machine, you officially don’t trust a thing”
ATMs (automated teller machines) usually dispense cash very accurately, but many people still count their cash anyway. "You have very thick trust issues if you still count your money when it…
“Get your head out of your apps” (smartphone message)
"Get your head out of your apps" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a pun on "get your head out of your ass." The saying was first used to advise people…
“If you count your money when it comes out of the ATM machine, you officially don’t trust anything”
ATMs (automated teller machines) usually dispense cash very accurately, but many people still count their cash anyway. "You have very thick trust issues if you still count your money when it…
“If you count your money when it comes out of the ATM, you have trust issues”
ATMs (automated teller machines) usually dispense cash very accurately, but many people still count their cash anyway. "You have very thick trust issues if you still count your money when it…
“If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I’d have a pun per nickel” (pumpernickel joke)
"Pumpernickel" bread can sound like "pun per nickel," and there are jokes. "And you'll have to do better than that if you're going to sell word-plays for 5 cents,…
“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Thursday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you”
"Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you" (shown on an image by The Free Thought Project) was posted on Twitter by TrutherbotAnyone on June…
“Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place”
"This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "This too shall…
“Sit down. Be quiet. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“Sit down. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass”
"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “This too shall pass” is a Persian adage. A…
“This too shall pass… Painfully, like a kidney stone, but remember it’ll pass!”
"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “This too shall pass” is a Persian adage. A…