A joke about an employment interview has been printed on many images: Interviewer: What do you make at your current job?Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. The interviewer is asking…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Occasionally when life throws a curve ball at you... Just…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
"Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet..." is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Folding a fitted sheet is a problem…
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
"Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house" is a jocular saying…
A joke about school earning was posted on Twitter by "evil slate" (later just "slate") on October 13, 2022: "learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. teachers should…
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
"Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it 'Aliens vs. Predators'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"Transplant" does not mean "trans plant," but there are jokes. "I'm tired of people telling a tomato is a fruit! It might be a fruit, but maybe it self identifies as a…