“Don’t be a jabroni. Eat your ravioli”
Dwayne Johnson (known as "The Rock") was a wrestling star in the 1990s. The slang "jabroni" (meaning "a foolish person") was his catchword. In a 1999 television…
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“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed”
"This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed" is a silly Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying dislikes Mondays and is experiencing the worst…
“How do cops like their coffee?”/“Black with a couple of shots in it.”
A dark joke involves a racial policing meme. On the television show Saturday Night Live that aired on October 9, 2022, the "Weekend Update" segment, Michael Che said: "Wednesday was…
“My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were…”
A joke about carbohydrates was posted on Twitter by Jeff Computers on August 28, 2019: "My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently 'filling the deep…
“Is there a such thing as a pasta fetish and if so please tell me it’s called fetishini alfredo”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“What’s a kinky Italian’s favorite dish?”/“Fetish-ini Alfredo.”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“Into a bar Yoda walks” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with the Star Wars character Yoda is: "Into a bar Yoda walks." The joke…
“The most important parts of the Super Bowl are the commercials and the food…”
"The most important parts of the Superbowl are the commercials and the food. I really don't care who makes the most baskets" is a jocular saying (the Super Bowl is a football game;…
“If baklava is still in the oven, it’s called bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Coffee. Chaos. Bed. Repeat”
"Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "the story of my life... coffee - wine - sleep repeat" was posted on Twitter by Nectar Spokane on…
“You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy beast you! We have been looking for you since Monday!”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“My favorite holiday is Saturday”
"My favorite holiday is Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite holiday is Saturday" (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on…
“Hey there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We’ve been looking for you since Monday!”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“It’s Friday! Don’t forget to be fabulous!”
"It's Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!" (or "Happy Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!") is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy…
“May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed”
"May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed" is a silly Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying likes Fridays and wishes others the best…
“Happy Friday! Don’t forget to be fabulous!”
"It's Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!" (or "Happy Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!") is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy…
“It’s Monday. Don’t forget to be awesome”
"Don't forget to be awesome" is a catchphrase of the Green brothers (Hank Green and John Green). "It's Monday. Don't forget to be awesome" is a Monday saying that…
“It’s Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome”
"It's Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. “It’s Monday. Don’t…
“Be a rebel. Enjoy Monday and find a reason to like it”
"Be a rebel. Enjoy Monday and find a reason to like it" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. YourTango25…