“Meme them until they cry. Then make memes about them crying.—Sun Tzu”
"Meme them until they cry. Then make memes about them crying. -- Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Chinese military general,…
Archive for 09/2022
“Liberty > Democracy”
"Liberty > Democracy" ("Liberty is greater than Democracy") is a saying and meme of uncertain origin. Liberty is more important because in a democracy, the majority can take…
“DEMOCRACY Because you’re outnumbered so fuck your individual rights”
"DEMOCRACY Because you're outnumbered so fuck your individual rights" (shown on a bumper sticker) was posted on Facebook by Thomas Björling on April 23, 2021. It's not known…
“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation”
"Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation" was posted on the newsgroup…
“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best”
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best”
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
“Common sense should reveal the absolute absurdity of what is happening in the world right now”
"The truth is, you shouldn't even need to research at this point. Common sense should reveal the absolute absurdity of what is happening in the world right now" is a saying that has…
“I have a pretty big butt, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive”
"I have a pretty big ass/butt, so when I half ass something. you're still getting something impressive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Something…
“My coffee needs coffee”
"My coffee needs coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter Alex Chou@LXChouOn Monday mornings like this, I feel like my coffee needs a coffee.5:15 AM · Jul…
“Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don’t”
"Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don't; according to a study I made up" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by John…
Nazis In Healthcare (National Institutes of Health or NIH nickname)
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is responsible for biomedical and public health research in the United States. Some critics of the NIH have called it “Nazis In Healthcare.” "NIH =…
“Butternut squash sounds dirty”
"Butternut squash" is an accurate name, but some people read something else into it. "'Butternut squash' sounds dirty" was posted on Twitter by Count Killula MD on…
“What is the most mythical vegetable?”/“A unicorn.”
The fictional "unicorn" animal is not "a single piece of corn" (uni-corn), but there are jokes. "what do you call a mythical vegetable? ('Uni-corn' is shown on an…
“Does butternut squash know how filthy it sounds?”
"Butternut squash" is an accurate name, but some people read something else into it. "'Butternut squash' sounds dirty" was posted on Twitter by Count Killula MD on…
“Primark implies the existence of Primatthew, Priluke and Prijohn”
Primark is an Irish multinational fast fashion retailer. Primark has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with Matthew, Luke and John), but there are…
Themhattan (them + Manhattan)
"Themhattan" (them + Manhattan) is a jocular name to get the "man" out of the borough of "Manhattan." "I am offended by this. It should clearly by Theyhattan or…
“What do you call a pizza place run only by nonbinary people?”/“Little Ze/Zirs.”
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
“Where does a non-binary person get their pizza?”/“Little Ze/Zirs.”
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
“Eating nonbinary pizza at little ze/zirs”
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
“One week until I let a college football team determine my mood for the next 4 months”
Many people become emotionally attached to sports teams for an entire sports season. "one week until i let a college football team determine my mood for the next 4 months" was posted on…