“If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast”
"If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "FYI: it still counts as breakfast if you have coffee with it"…
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“Life happens. Vodka helps”
"Life happens. Vodka helps" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, #vodka helps" was posted on Twitter by Bar 43 on December 9, 2013. Similar…
“Life happens. Beer helps”
"Life happens. Beer helps" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, beer helps...." was posted on Twitter by FA on September 5, 2013. Similar…
“If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?”/“Google Docs.”
Google Docs ("docs" is short for "documents") has nothing to do with "docks," but there are jokes. "If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? In…
“Life happens. Tequila helps”
"Life happens. Tequila helps" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Tequila helps" was posted on Twitter by bre on March 31, 2016. Similar…
“Life happens. Wine helps”
"Life happens. Wine helps" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Wine helps" was posted on Twitter by Line Marcela Greve Volden on October 9,…
“Botox is a performance-enhancing drug for poker players”
"Pokertox" (poker + Botox) was introduced by a New York doctor in 2012. Botox injections to a poker player's face would stop that player from a facial reaction to the cards.…
“Life happens. Whisky helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
“Life happens. Chocolate helps”
"Life happens. Chocolate helps" is a chocolate saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens....chocolate helps" was posted on Twitter by Alexandra Higl-Timms on…
“Life happens. Whiskey helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“I reject the belief that I must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“I like to be what I call ‘comfortably caffeinated.’ That’s means I’ve got coffee and maybe pants”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
“95% of electric vehicles are still on the road. The remaining 5% made it all the way home”
"95% of electric vehicles are still on the road. The remaining 5% made it all the way home" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker believes that electric cars…
“We reject the belief that we must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“I was led to believe adulthood would involve more cocktail sipping and less everything sucking”
"I was led to believe adulthood would involve more cocktail sipping and less everything sucking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook on May…
“Good morning. Today’s Saturday and I like to be what I call ‘comfortably caffeinated’”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
“Life happens. Alcohol helps”
"Life happens. Alcohol helps" is an alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Alcohol helps" was posted on Twitter by katelynnmaeee on June 5, 2016.…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“Life happens. Tea helps”
""Life happens. Tea helps" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, Tea helps. Missing my cup" was posted on Twitter by Karan on November 1,…