“Tacos are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
Archive for 01/2022
“Beating up someone with a big pretzel is a salt with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
“It’s not a booster, it’s a 3rd shot of something that didn’t work the first 2 times!”
"It's not a booster. It's the 3rd shot of a product that already failed twice" (or "It's not a booster. It's the third shot of a product that already failed…
“If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability…”
"If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability, they are not your principles, they are your costume" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I have a medical condition. I’m allergic to tyranny. It makes me break out in rebellion”
"I have a medical condition. I'm allergic to tyranny. It makes me break out in rebellion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is in reference to the COVID-19…
“In order to be effective, truth must penetrate like an arrow—and that is likely to hurt”
Twittercrystal@crystal"In order to be effective truth must penetrate like an arrow - and that is likely to hurt."2:03 PM · Feb 9, 2007·Twitter Web Client
“Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink”
"Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from the book The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There…
“Pollen is the snow of the south”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterEl Arroyo@ElArroyo_ATXIYKYK https://instagr.am/p/CYRrTGGuzNE/(The following text is shown on the restaurant's sign. -- ed.)POLLENIS THESNOW OFTHE SOUTH12:32 PM…
“Testing yourself constantly for disease when you have no symptoms is a form of mental illness”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterZUBY:@ZubyMusicTesting yourself constantly for disease when you have no symptoms is a form of mental illness.10:27 AM · Dec 21, 2021·Twitter for Android…
“You need to love your freedom more than you’re scared of a germ”
American environmental lawyer and author Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. spoke to a crowd at Arco della Pace in Milan, Italy, on November 13, 2021. Addressing the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, he…
“Some people have a vision. Others have a television”
Entry in progress -- BP Twitter𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡 @miguelbarbosa05Some people have a vision others have a television5:43 PM · Dec 7, 2021·Twitter for Android
Vaxtard (vaccine + retard)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
“What do you call advice from a cow?”/“Beef tips.”
"Beef tips" is a dish and has nothing to do with advice from a cow, but there are jokes. "If I give a cow advice is that 'beef tips'" was posted on Twitter by Deion…
“If all the countries in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMartin Williams@Martin1WilliamsIf all the countries in the world are in debt where did the money go?10:41 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client
“We have to love our freedom more than we fear a germ”
American environmental lawyer and author Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. spoke to a crowd at Arco della Pace in Milan, Italy, on November 13, 2021. Addressing the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, he…
“If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on”
"If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying emerged during the COVID-19 (coronavirus)…
“The ‘pan’ in pansexual is just short for pan pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“2000-2009 were the glory years for New Year’s Eve party glasses”
From 2000 to 2009, many people wore novelty New Year's Eve glasses with the year on them. The "0" numbers were for the eyes. The New Year's Eve glasses still were made after…
“*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,…